Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Yes, that story is very obviously fake. I made it exactly this far before I realized it was a sham:

My wife (Jenny) and I have been married for 8 years. We met when we were 22 and we had both just graduated from university. It's been great so far, we haven't had a huge argument where we've had to separate for a period of time or anything like that.Also, we have given each other our passwords to our phones and personal emails.

You guys think someone would just make shit up on reddit for fake internet points?!

Yeah I don't think that is completely uncommon. Personally it reeks of trust issues on both sides but I'm sure many couples have access to each person's facebook/email/phone authos.

There's tons of shit wrong with that story. I doubt you could hire a PI that well equipped on such short notice.

Yeah, I don't get that either. My wife and I know all of each other's passwords for phones, email, etc..

Tuco_sl said:

Detailed cheating and marriage story. tldr: Guy accidentally found cheating messages on his phone. His wife and brother's wife go on a weekend romp with some dudes. He hires a PI to track them. They come home and confess, he is set to get divorce.

TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me : tifu
[LIVE UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me (Part 2). : tifu
[PART 3 w/UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me. : tifu

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Jesus if that's real.. I mean, it has to be right? Fuck. The best part is she "just played with his penis" a little bit.

To get a little more real for a second. Haven't had sex in a few weeks. The wife basically doesn't feel good most of the time now, has felt "extra dry", and generally not in the mood. I've never carried a baby, so I don't know what it feels like, but essentially I stopped trying to seduce her and just let her do her thing. Put her down for bed really early last night and she basically ripped off my clothes. This must be the pregnancy hornyness.

The only part that seemed weird to me was how frequently the dude was getting updates and video feeds of what was going on. It seemed like he was describing technology that doesn't exist. And also he just happened to have a surveillance system ready to roll out for his house.

Dude made a throwaway account. Why bother?

I could see this as absolutely feasible. Especially given the reaction from them women.

Can't wait to see how this plays out.

/popcorngif

Feel bad for the bro. I know you don't want to believe your wife could cheat on you so you just put the blinders on, but come on, they just held hands and chatted all night while watching a live porno session in front of them?

Its funny the password thing got brought up, I forgot how it came up, but just last week the wife and I were talking about our phone security, she doesn't have hers locked and mine is. I told her what my pw is, w/o her asking, because A)I don't care and B)She doesn't care either.

I bolded that part because she would have to be one supreme retard to use her phone, that her husband has access to, to correspond with her boy toy.

Tuco_sl said:

Which is what exactly most people do when they're cheating.

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Most people give their SO full access to their phone and then go ahead and still use it while cheating? Our education system is failing us... Tad was right. Bring back the slide rule!

Its not like the husband played with her phone at all though, he only came across it by mistake, so she didn't feel like she had to try and hide it. She did change her pw after her phone went "missing".