Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Pants_sl said:

The question isn't "would you bang?"
The proper question is "how long of not getting laid would it take for you to bang?" Every man breaks at some point. In this case, I'd say about 6 months (plus enough booze to numb the shame).

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For me it was 2 months. Seems like my Testosterone is working too well? haha

Pants_sl said:

The question isn't "would you bang?"
The proper question is "how long of not getting laid would it take for you to bang?" Every man breaks at some point. In this case, I'd say about 6 months (plus enough booze to numb the shame).

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I was about to say how long it has been for me but I became profoundly embarrassed. Suffice it to say it's been a trifle longer than 6 months and I still wouldn't nail a chick who looked like that, even though I've packed on a ton of weight myself.

There's nothing worse than a chubby chick with no titties.

TheBeagle_sl said:

There's nothing worse than a chubby chick with no titties.

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What if her 'clit' is bigger than yours?

TheBeagle_sl said:

There's nothing worse than a chubby chick with no titties.

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Yeah, fatties with no curves are where boners go to die. Onoes tried to stick it in a boner graveyard and found that out first hand.

Tarrant_sl said:

Take it to the weight loss thread, please.

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What is your hard-on for not letting organic discussion happen in this thread? Like, why this thread?

It got derailed because all the thread fatties went to the left side of the train

Can we talk about how the mobile version of this site has ads now or should I take that complaint to another thread?

Same. Mobile versions are terrible I much prefer the full site.

Ads? What ads?

Eyashusa_sl said:

Can we talk about how the mobile version of this site has ads now or should I take that complaint to another thread?

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I donno. Have you thought about losing weight?

ZyyzYzzy_sl said:

This isn't the thread for that? I don't know how you can use the mobile version. Switched to full site immediately when i first pulled the site up on my phone.

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Funny you should say that, as even on my desktop I use the mobile version. To each their own I suppose!

More on topic, spending months away from your SO sucks balls. Mainly because you are not getting your balls sucked. and text fighting is awesome...