Marriage and the Power of Divorce

DickTrickle

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Wasn't the entertaining line about what she was doing after your breakup and not during the relationship? Or did I read that wrong? Seems like people think she said she was entertaining while with you.
 
Itlan

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DickTrickle_sl said:
Wasn't the entertaining line about what she was doing after your breakup and not during the relationship? Or did I read that wrong? Seems like people think she said she was entertaining while with you.
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Correct but it's been about 2 weeks so id imagine she was already entertaining it.

And no her tits were amazing real or not. But she admitted she has self esteem and trust issues so I probably should've seen the red flags:
 
Khane

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Sounded to me like that conversation was the breakup.

Edit: Guess not.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Khane_sl said:
False, they'll look great if the doc did a good job. Fake tits age too, in different ways. I've seen some pretty terrible fake tits.
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Yes, I admittedly have less discerning tastes than most when it comes to fake tits, I even don't mind the bolt-on looking ones. As long as they're not asymmetrical, rippled, or have bad scars I'm down. The two bad titty jobs I've seen is one chick that went over the muscle (ripples) and a chick that had breastfed and they looked like bowling balls in socks.
 
Itlan

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Khane_sl said:
Sounded to me like that conversation was the breakup.

Edit: Guess not.
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No we had been done. Then she reached out to me saying she just wanted to apologize and talk. It seemed like a trap to me, you guys said hear her out, now here we are.
 
lurkingdirk

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Itlan

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Slaythe_sl said:
I'd probably contact her again just go go at that body another time. Hot damn.
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Amazing rack, pretty face, the rest of the body was lacking. Small butt, weak hips. But yeah her tits were just out of this world. Well worth the $5000.
 
Khane

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It's too bad those tits couldn't do their job and make her ex love her.
 
moonarchia

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Corono w/ lime reminds me of going out with my best friend and his whale of a girlfriend (400 pounds). We went back to her place to play video games and they tried to get me into a threesome. If I had been drinking something that didn't taste like citrus piss who knows where I would be today.
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Raiding out of a minivan down by the river.
 
moonarchia

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I text my wife when I get to work or when I go to sleep (and she has to work). Maybe I'm old fashioned but I like to think if that was the last thing my wife or I said to eachother it would be a lot more meaningful than a random boner pic I sent.
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A picture is worth a thousand words.
 
moonarchia

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Itlan_sl said:
This is what I think as well.

Anyway she came over yesterday, it was civil. She apologized for everything and I told her I don't hate her or anything but to just stay out of my life from now on.

I'll miss the sex tho. First squirter. They seem like a rare breed.
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If you want someone to piss on your sheets just add that to your profile. Yes, that was piss.
 
Itlan

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My profile? Like online dating? Never done that bruh, but yes I'm aware.

Also, posted pics of my ex of 5 years in the GWBYH thread.
 
Fifey

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Been on a good streak this week with some ladies, having to use condoms makes sex almost not worth having. I don't know what to do.
 
Khane

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Condoms aren'tTHATbad.

What condoms do you use? The best ones I've found are durex extra sensitive.
 
Fifey

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Khane_sl said:
Condoms aren'tTHATbad.

What condoms do you use? The best ones I've found are durex extra sensitive.
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I think I used to use those before but this weekend I met some girl at a house party so had to just swipe something from a convenience store and it was awful. Condom broke at one point and I got to enjoy sex for a minute but had to put it another back on. I was also fighting whiskey dick too so that didn't help.
 
Tarrant

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Depends on how long you were married and/or going without. To suddenly have to wrap it out after years can be a bit frustrating in terms of feeling....but you know....it beats taking a piece of that girl with you for the rest of your life. Or, you know, babies.
 
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