Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Adebisi

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Scheduling sex always turns me off. My wife when in "need baby" mode does that shit and I tried to tell her nothing kills the mood more than that. She don't understand though because baby plz
I'm fine with it when it's not someone I'm in a relationship with.

It's a booty call on the calendar.
 

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Middle aged chicks that drink whiskey and spent the 90's going to Depeche Mode concerts are my jam. I even had the perfect Spotify playlist ready to go once we got to her or my place.

*sighs* I miss online dating sometimes.
 
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Hoss

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Likes punk rock?

That's prob the worst date I've ever been on. Keep in mind what I was with just a few weeks ago.

What about her nips and clit? Are they pierced too?

The one time I was having drinks with a much younger girl who was boring me to death, I finally stopped her and asked if she wanted to fuck. That's when she told me she was a lesbian. At first I was pissed that she was letting me buy her drinks, but then I was like, "well at least now she has something worth talking about". Didn't fuck her, but she did show me her pussy to show me where the clit was. I was waaaaaay off before.
 
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Khane

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Hoss thought the clit was on the butthole before that night. He could never figure out why his best efforts were either met with utter delight or total horror
 
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I'm fine with it when it's not someone I'm in a relationship with.

It's a booty call on the calendar.

What level of scheduling are we talking about, like, we’ve circled the 5 days we’re going to have sex this month 30 days in advance?
 

Adebisi

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What level of scheduling are we talking about, like, we’ve circled the 5 days we’re going to have sex this month 30 days in advance?

Naw just like "so I'm free Saturday afternoon. Let's fuck"

This blonde girl I used to work with is turning up the heat, yo. She's fiiiine.

Also cougar neighbor brought me a pumpkin pie.

For the love of god what's going on
 

TheBeagle

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He's got that new, hot pussy smell/swagger on him. I feel bad for any bros that haven't had a good run like that at least once in their life.
 
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Khane

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Bisi just happened to use the word "schedule". Typical FoH nerdism acted like he had his assistant pencil it into his calendar so he wouldn't forget his "sex appointment".
 

Adebisi

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Bisi just happened to use the word "schedule". Typical FoH nerdism acted like he had his assistant pencil it into his calendar so he wouldn't forget his "sex appointment".
You're not far off

It's literally in my google calendar

Ive got too much shit going on lately to not put it in the calender. Ive got a BBQ right after!
 
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Khane

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You're not far off

It's literally in my google calendar

Ive got too much shit going on lately to not put it in the calender. Ive got a BBQ right after!

Sounds like a new Food Network travel show. Bisi's Broads and BBQ
 
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Soygen

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You're not far off

It's literally in my google calendar

Ive got too much shit going on lately to not put it in the calender. Ive got a BBQ right after!
Hey Google! Play "what that thing smell like" on Saturday at 10am.

 
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Naw just like "so I'm free Saturday afternoon. Let's fuck"

This blonde girl I used to work with is turning up the heat, yo. She's fiiiine.

Also cougar neighbor brought me a pumpkin pie.

For the love of god what's going on
post pics of pie imo
 
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Ossoi

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There's another fetish party next week, bigger than the last one and I'm assuming her BF will be there this time (unless they fight again, but that's unlikely as I presume they're in honeymoon phase of the abuse cycle)

I wasn't gonna go then by time I asked her about coming it was already sold out. Asked her again earlier and she said she'd put me on the guest list.

Face to face time.


EDIT: 3 hours after original post.

She isn't FB friends with the BF anymore. This coming a few days after they were on holiday for a week and she was uploading pics of them together. It's not an unfrequent occurrence, she says it's to stop him messaging her all the time after a fight.

I expect, and always have expected them to break up eventually even before I knew about the violence.

Maybe it's just temporary, maybe it lasts until after the next party, maybe it doesn't.
 
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