Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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TheBeagle

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There's another fetish party next week, bigger than the last one and I'm assuming her BF will be there this time (unless they fight again, but that's unlikely as I presume they're in honeymoon phase of the abuse cycle)

I wasn't gonna go then by time I asked her about coming it was already sold out. Asked her again earlier and she said she'd put me on the guest list.

Face to face time.


EDIT: 3 hours after original post.

She isn't FB friends with the BF anymore. This coming a few days after they were on holiday for a week and she was uploading pics of them together. It's not an unfrequent occurrence, she says it's to stop him messaging her all the time after a fight.

I expect, and always have expected them to break up eventually even before I knew about the violence.

Maybe it's just temporary, maybe it lasts until after the next party, maybe it doesn't.
Dude. Do it or don't do it. Stop being being a pussy. I guarantee this little slit just wants a man to step up and be a man but she's surrounded by over sensitive faggots that won't step up to the plate and give her what she wants.

Watch a Clint Eastwood movie and grow some balls. Or shut the fuck up.
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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Naw just like "so I'm free Saturday afternoon. Let's fuck"

This blonde girl I used to work with is turning up the heat, yo. She's fiiiine.

Also cougar neighbor brought me a pumpkin pie.

For the love of god what's going on
Lol coug neighbor absolutely wants you to ram it in hee butt bisi
 

Adebisi

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Fucking neighbor's daughter called me out at the BBQ for having "like five" girls over at my place the past couple months.

Nosey little fucker! Lol

What is she doing? Staring out the window all day!
 
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Fucking neighbor's daughter called me out at the BBQ for having "like five" girls over at my place the past couple months.

Nosey little fucker! Lol

What is she doing? Staring out the window all day!

She wants you, too. It's your axe body spray.
 
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Fucking neighbor's daughter called me out at the BBQ for having "like five" girls over at my place the past couple months.

Nosey little fucker! Lol

What is she doing? Staring out the window all day!
"Oh you looking to be #6?"
 

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Fucking neighbor's daughter called me out at the BBQ for having "like five" girls over at my place the past couple months.

Nosey little fucker! Lol

What is she doing? Staring out the window all day!
Time to bang her mom too! Bang the entire neighborhood!
 
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The woman across the street has like 4 dudes that she's dating simultaneously. She's a smoke show too, mows her lawn in a bikini. Yes I notice
 

Adebisi

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Hot blonde I used to work with has gone a bit cold the past few days. She's either busy or Bisi lost his texting inertia.

I'll be pretty bummed if I don't get with that.

Sigh. Ahh welll
 
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Fucking neighbor's daughter called me out at the BBQ for having "like five" girls over at my place the past couple months.

Nosey little fucker! Lol

What is she doing? Staring out the window all day!

How old is the daughter? Do you have a chance at a mother/daughter daily double?
 

Ossoi

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You're really invested in their relationship.

I'm emotionally invested in her, the girl that I've messed around with despite her having a bf, the girl that suggested going on holiday together and the girl I do stuff with for only fans

Which is why I said I'm put me on the list (even if it means an awkward meeting of your bf, or even a confrontation of some kind)

When it comes to their relationship, I think if she was single then there'd be no more obstacles for us getting intimate more frequently, planning longer trips together etc and basically spending more time together

Now I know he's violent with her, I want her to be happy but I also want her to be safe

So yes, I hope from a personal point of view and one of what's best for her, that They break up, and that the reason they're unfriended on FB is because they have

Even if they get back together, I'd prefer that to happen after party (if it has to)
 

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The woman across the street has like 4 dudes that she's dating simultaneously. She's a smoke show too, mows her lawn in a bikini. Yes I notice

A single 30-something woman bought the house a few doors down last year. She'd sit out front in a bikini all day blabbing on the phone. I didn't pay any attention to her, but I thought it was kind of funny to advertise like that in a conservative neighborhood.
 

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The only neighbors I have that come out in their swimsuits is the 60 year old lady that lays out in her driveway, and the 70 year old that washes her car in her 1930s bathing suit. :confused:
 
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Alex

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I just deal with yoga pants everywhere. Everywhere you go is yoga pants.
 
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TJT

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Oh, boys. God damn is my wife dumb sometimes. She just got hard scammed on the phone and now I have to deal with a bunch of shit.
 
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