Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Well it's a badly sold licence written TV show (yeah, Jed Whedon being the brother of...), same for Persons of Interest, a lame whodunit tv show developed by J. Nolan, (brother of..., see the catch ?). SHIELD Pilot is surfing on The Avengers flick with props (Coulson and that woman from HIMYM) doing offstage cameos, whoring themselves to the bone (oh you like cameos ? Well, Sam L.J. is gonna be in them) while some cheap wannabe SHIELD interns (the M-Man, the Action guy, the nerdy "ye olde english" couple and the nomad hacker hipster grrrl living in some scooby-doo van joining the cause BUT NOT SO MUCH ROFL) are gonna form a B-vigilante team leeching on The Avengers licence flick (PRAISE FOR IRONMAN, SCARJO, THOR, ANYONE ELSE)/.

I don't like comics ? Yes I don't like them mostly because (IMO) they're obsolete icons nowadays, recycled like Soylent Green, only remotely watched by preposterous neckbeards, soccer moms and welfare fucks. Yes, it's how Nielsen ratings trend them. You're don't recognize yourself in those infamous ratings ? Well, there's the time they wanna you pay for your favourite channels. They show you what you're willing to pay for, how much time they'll need to sell their shit like there's no tomottow and I'm amazed I still can type while being intoxicated, this will most likely HEIL HITLER become a "lolsodrunk" thread tomorrow and RRS I don't give a damn darling because fuck I watched Lawrence of Arabia without subs and I'm still vaguely straight tho fuck Chrome if some man is seductive enough I'll probably plead anything I've said to much I'm under legal represent now tho that guy whils fluent in spanish is like well fuck you Ill plead the fifth to be a better person tomorrow, which the day after in japanese ObiWan you're my only hope.

Tha fuck... ?

he lost me at HEIL HITLER

paragraph 2 is so win

You say tomato, Bondurant says "tomottow."

Bondurant_sl said:

I don't like comics ? Yes I don't like them mostly because (IMO) they're obsolete icons nowadays, recycled like Soylent Green, only remotely watched by preposterous neckbeards, soccer moms and welfare fucks. Yes, it's how Nielsen ratings trend them. You're don't recognize yourself in those infamous ratings ? Well, there's the time they wanna you pay for your favourite channels. They show you what you're willing to pay for, how much time they'll need to sell their shit like there's no tomottow and I'm amazed I still can type while being intoxicated, this will most likely HEIL HITLER become a "lolsodrunk" thread tomorrow and RRS I don't give a damn darling because fuck I watched Lawrence of Arabia without subs and I'm still vaguely straight tho fuck Chrome if some man is seductive enough I'll probably plead anything I've said to much I'm under legal represent now tho that guy whils fluent in spanish is like well fuck you Ill plead the fifth to be a better person tomorrow, which the day after in japanese ObiWan you're my only hope.

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wat ?

Well.

While this alcohol + late internet result could be mildly entertaining, please accept my apologies if I offended anyone.

anyone see in the trailer, looks like computer girl is wearing a thong when she jumps. it is too fast and a bit blurry, but nice butt.

i like the show, it's fun.

Maester Chuk_sl said:

he lost me at HEIL HITLER

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You made it that far?

The Ancient_sl said:

You made it that far?

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pfft, i maxed all my language skills camping Ghoul Assassin long ago.

I think he's trying to say he doesn't like the show and possible the superhero genre as a whole

FIRST ~3 MINUTES of the episode are on youtube. (officially released by abc so no takedown will come)

it was interesting.

Tonight bored me too much. Seems like a downhill slide. Each episode is more boring than the last. Next week might be the last episode i watch unless something exciting happens.

Im pretty sure now that Fitzsimmons is a mutant. A few times now Coulson has called for Fitzsimmons rather than Fitz and Simmons and only one of them answers. Not only that but for two people who supposedly have very different scientific backgrounds they seem to have had the same schools, same professors, same commanding officer etc.

That and Coulson is at least a Life Model Decoy or some sort of quasi Ultron piece of technology. People have already talked about Skye possibly being Jessica Drew AKA Spider Woman.

This episode also contained some subtle hints about what Coleson is, when he laments that he used to be able to do the fast disassemble of a firearm and mentions that he thought it was muscle memory.

If his consciousness was transferred into something else (like an android or clone or w/e), it would make sense that his normal memories would transfer, but maybe certain motor skill memories didn't transfer over perfectly.

Spoiler for tonight's episode

I thought it was the best episode yet. And we got an origin story on a real character. I don't care how obscure he is, this is how you establish someone and make them recognized.

You know the joke about script writing technobabble with <INSERT SCIENCE HERE> ?

This show is the serious version of a parody of that.