Men in Black International (2019)

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Conefed

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We give a fuck about this after MiB2, why?

Carry on, I look forward to the autistic defenses on how this was top tier filmmaking, and we don't understand the subtle awesomeness of the series.

MiB was awesome once, the first film. After that it was no longer original and interesting at all, and was no more than attracting summer audiences based on names only.

The first was a quirky amusing comedy, that played on nerd feels. Faggots, all of you.
I was young enough that ballchinian was hilarious
 

Slaanesh69

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On the one hand, I despise how Hollywood just takes a successful franchise and plugs and plays popular actors to make a buck. It is transparent, disingenuous and completely barren of creativity.

That being said, Hemsworth has fucking perfect comedy timing and presence, and I WANT to see him in something with more of a comedy edge. I am starting to feel a real bromance coming on with him, and it ain't because of his abs.

Also, Tessa Thompson's face pisses me off, for no reason that I can explain. Like perhaps I have social justice PTSD and I reflexively assume "Black Lives Matter" or "Women actors are underpaid and underappreciated" is going to come out of her pie hole at any second. I appear to be part of the problem.
 
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spronk

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Also, Tessa Thompson's face pisses me off, for no reason that I can explain. Like perhaps I have social justice PTSD and I reflexively assume "Black Lives Matter" or "Women actors are underpaid and underappreciated" is going to come out of her pie hole at any second. I appear to be part of the problem.

counterpoint: she has really nice tits and she's bisexual

never understood why so many guys here are so mad at women who say stupid shit. i didn't get mad at my kids when they said stupid shit, they are stupid kids. most hot women (and hot guys) are also extremely stupid and say stupid shit all the time, who cares what they say. Its the ugly women you gotta worry about.


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Slaanesh69

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counterpoint: she has really nice tits and she's bisexual


Tessa-Thompson-Beach-Sexy.jpg

Noted and agreed. I didn't say I would kick her out of my bed for eating crackers, I just have some weird expectation that she will make me hate her every time she opens her mouth.

Is that even a pic of her, her boobies aren't that large?
 

Warrik

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counterpoint: she has really nice tits and she's bisexual

never understood why so many guys here are so mad at women who say stupid shit. i didn't get mad at my kids when they said stupid shit, they are stupid kids. most hot women (and hot guys) are also extremely stupid and say stupid shit all the time, who cares what they say. Its the ugly women you gotta worry about.


Tessa-Thompson-Beach-Sexy.jpg


That doesnt look like Tessa Thompson. This is Tessa Thompson

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Cynical

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Ugh, had 5(?)too many scotch last night, seems the worst I did was shit on MiB and called everyone faggots. Great success.
 
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Ambiturner

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counterpoint: she has really nice tits and she's bisexual

never understood why so many guys here are so mad at women who say stupid shit. i didn't get mad at my kids when they said stupid shit, they are stupid kids. most hot women (and hot guys) are also extremely stupid and say stupid shit all the time, who cares what they say. Its the ugly women you gotta worry about.


Tessa-Thompson-Beach-Sexy.jpg

What does this obviously different person have to do with Thompson?
 
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jooka

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bleh ... you know there is gonna be some line where fucking Liam Neeson says "Where have you taken my MIB agents"
 

Xarpolis

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I won a free ticket to go see this, so I'm there right now. I'll give a non spoiler report after it's over.
 

Xarpolis

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I won a free ticket to go see this, so I'm there right now. I'll give a non spoiler report after it's over.
Ok, movie just ended. I gotta say, it was pretty damn entertaining. It wasn't very funny, but it was an enjoyable movie. Definitely a great shut your brain off popcorn flick. I'm glad I went.

As for after credits scene... there's nothing. You can walk out as soon as the credits start.
 
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Harshaw

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I checked the Angry Joe review figuring he was gonna shit all over it, but they all liked it.
 
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Homsar

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