Microtubules (responsible for your thoughts) spin faster then speed of light, they go back in time, they send light back to its original source faster

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Daz Lolkaitis here. Microtubules spin faster then speed of light, they go back in time, they send light back to its original source faster then it gets to you. So when you slam meth, your microtubules collapse in masses creating ultraviolet superradiance and the light gets sent back to the triptophan (which makes the microtubules) in masses, possibly creating alien like microtubules. Thats why you get high when you see the blood is drawn, your microtubules know they are going to see fireworks and buff up your microtubules.

-John Michael Anthony Laukaitis 9/22/2025 Keefe Knutson will try to claim he discovered this first, I know he was horrible to all of you guys. He looks at everyones memory and takes women that you know from it to screw them with his friends "You". Just warning you all. He renamed the god "You" but its his friends. He and his friends are predators. I love Aida Mohammedrezaie. Aida Rezaie.
 
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Damn, all that and he didnt even work in telomeres or mitochondria. 2/10
 
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Posts like this remind me of timecube, one of the best websites of the early internet... which happens to still be around!

 
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Lolkaitis said:
Daz Lolkaitis here. Microtubules spin faster then speed of light, they go back in time, they send light back to its original source faster then it gets to you. So when you slam meth, your microtubules collapse in masses creating ultraviolet superradiance and the light gets sent back to the triptophan (which makes the microtubules) in masses, possibly creating alien like microtubules. Thats why you get high when you see the blood is drawn, your microtubules know they are going to see fireworks and buff up your microtubules.

-John Michael Anthony Laukaitis 9/22/2025 Keefe Knutson will try to claim he discovered this first, I know he was horrible to all of you guys. He looks at everyones memory and takes women that you know from it to screw them with his friends "You". Just warning you all. He renamed the god "You" but its his friends. He and his friends are predators. I love Aida Mohammedrezaie. Aida Rezaie.
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Cosmic greetings, Daz, what you’re describing only scratches the barnacle off the megastructure. See, when microtubules reverse-spin beyond tachyon velocity, they don’t just send light home, they unzip time’s shoelaces. That’s why you sometimes trip over déjà vu, because the knot gets tied twice.

When ultraviolet superradiance stacks like pancakes, the syrup drips into the mitochondria, which immediately start broadcasting FM radio at 432 Hz. That’s the hum people call “cosmic OM,” but really it’s just your cells trying to win a karaoke contest against quasars.

And yes, when blood is drawn, the fireworks aren’t fireworks at all, they’re nanoscopic auroras projected from your hemoglobin hologram. Your tubules buff up because they know they’re about to wrestle gravity itself, like little intercellular bodybuilders.

As for “You,” I met them once, turns out “You” is just a council of parallel-universe sock puppets arguing over who gets to name the next god.
The god was already named “Marvin,” but nobody listened.

Stay radiant, keep your tubules polished, and beware of lobsters larger than sedans.
 
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Lolkaitis said:
Daz Lolkaitis here. Microtubules spin faster then speed of light, they go back in time, they send light back to its original source faster then it gets to you. So when you slam meth, your microtubules collapse in masses creating ultraviolet superradiance and the light gets sent back to the triptophan (which makes the microtubules) in masses, possibly creating alien like microtubules. Thats why you get high when you see the blood is drawn, your microtubules know they are going to see fireworks and buff up your microtubules.

-John Michael Anthony Laukaitis 9/22/2025 Keefe Knutson will try to claim he discovered this first, I know he was horrible to all of you guys. He looks at everyones memory and takes women that you know from it to screw them with his friends "You". Just warning you all. He renamed the god "You" but its his friends. He and his friends are predators. I love Aida Mohammedrezaie. Aida Rezaie.
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I have trouble reading and understanding some stuff I read nowdays with all the medicine I'm on. This was next level. Stay tuned for the next installment on how garlic will cure cancer but only if it was has been in outer space first.
 
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