Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

Void

Void

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Mist said:
The 4 pounds I've put on since taking this job has made it slightly more difficult to fit into my juniors jeans from junior high school, and I'm actually quite upset about it.
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On a scale of secretly peeing in the corner of your office to a hot bath with a toaster, how upset would you say you are?
 
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Soygen

Soygen

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yerm said:
Kill marry fuck: kegkilla, tiggles, ravvenn?
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Easy:

Marry: kegkilla - he's a good provider.
Fuck: a_skeleton_02 - I'm Sicilian, so it would be like forcing him to fuck a black guy practically.
Kill: rav - she's already dead inside.
 
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Mist

Mist

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Same boss somehow doesn't know the difference between 150ms latency and 0.150ms latency.
Void said:
On a scale of secretly peeing in the corner of your office to a hot bath with a toaster, how upset would you say you are?
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Ugh, thanks for reminding me of the 20 hours of pee smell I need to put up with this weekend.
 
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kegkilla

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Mist said:
Same boss somehow doesn't know the difference between 150ms latency and 0.150ms latency.

Ugh, thanks for reminding me of the 20 hours of pee smell I need to put up with this weekend.
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What does your mom smell like?
 
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Mist

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There are definitely days she smells very not-great.
 
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Kaige

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Is it a pork smell? Rate it on a scale of pork chop to baloney.
 
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Kiroy

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Baloney is a few tiers above my beloved spam in smell, so change baloney with spam.
 
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pharmakos

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Mist, why haven't you donated to the site yet? Surely we deserve $5-$20 more than your mom deserves $7k.
 
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Kiroy

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She gets off much more on being a martyr than being part of a community.
 
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Chanur

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Should have given the 7k to the site instead of your mother. We're here for you when she isn't!
 
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Mist

Mist

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She folds the laundry sometimes.

You guys won't even make me amod.
 
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khorum

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You just want amod so that one day you can take over and monetize this site then giggle all day on the fact that now EVERYONE is paying your mom's bills.
 
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kegkilla

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Yeah Mist would be a great mod...

"Guys if you don't stop shit posting I'm going to kill myself!"

Unfortunately from her that can't be construed as a joke.
 
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