So he supposedly has a check that can lay this entire wild claim to rest, but I have to fly to Minneapolis, fuck his wife, put up with his drunken bullshit for 2 days, meet his loser friends and his fake cancer kids, have half a dozen 5 star meals with him, fuck his wife again, go on a water slide and then take a 7 day Caribbean cruise before he lets me see the check in person and I can even take pictures. He will pay for everything he claims. Of course to an alcoholic this makes much more sense than just posting the photo of a check here himself (a photo of the check I would have taken nonetheless had I flown out there)./