MLB 2021 "Hot Stove": Third Time's a Charm for Dodgers

Who wins the 2021 World Series?


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Blitz

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$30m to be a bench player at age 41(?) 46?.

What a fucking genetic/skillset lottery win.
Dude legit might be that age. Wouldn't surprise me if the rumors of him fucking with his age were true with how insanely bad his decline was.
 

Gavinmad

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He's 44. From a 2018 interview.

""I actually hit it off Octavio Dotel, I think I told you that. I was about about 12, 13, almost 13 years old," Pujols said, describing his first-ever home run. "And we go back, you know, 28 years later, and here I am.""

13+28=41 and it's three years later.
 
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Muurloen

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I mean Miguel Tejada lied about his age being 2 years older. I wouldn't doubt that Pujoles was doing the same thing.

More than 3 might be too much imo.
 

Fight

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Albert Pujols has had a NEGATIVE 'war' for the last 2 years. Dodgers could literally drag just about any kid from their farm system and do as good or likely better than this 46 year old.

He made $344 million in his career. I believe he is fine. He better walk away now and start his HOF clock, or he might be dead or in an old folks home by the time he gets inducted.
 
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Gavinmad

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Albert Pujols has had a NEGATIVE 'war' for the last 2 years. Dodgers could literally drag just about any kid from their farm system and do as good or likely better than this 46 year old.

He made $344 million in his career. I believe he is fine. He better walk away now and start his HOF clock, or he might be dead or in an old folks home by the time he gets inducted.
It's actually pretty common for superstars to keep playing below replacement level for the last few years of their career.
 

Muurloen

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Fucking Trout, a healthy 1.100 OPS year would've been another feather in the cap of how insane this dude is with a dead-ball.
To make things more amazing about Trout is that his launch angle was in the 20s while the rest of the league is up in the high 30s to 40s.

Dude is just ridiculous.
 
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Kaines

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The MLB Union is a bunch of cucks for not protecting its players from these idiot restrictions.
 
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TheNozz

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Ameraves

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You know they did that to the Angels also, and almost lost. Let's try and not get too cocky here.
 
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