MLB 2023: Houst*n wins, America loses

Other than your favorite team, who wins the 2023 World Series?


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Animosity

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Mariners just laying over vs the Rangers and Astros was not a fun way to get eliminated.
 
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Muurloen

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He also immediately went and hid in the dugout like a little bitch
JRod didnt even start chirping back until after his teammates surrounded him. He is just as much as a bitch.

Also they are friends according to this article.

 

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Fight

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Fuckin Mariners. Can’t they they just once be respectable and send the asterisks home? What a pathetic MLB season.

Horrible season for a horrible sport. Manfred must be so proud, like Picasso painting with his own shit.
 
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Blitz

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I was really hoping the Diamondbacks would've beat the dogshit Asstricks, alas hopefully the Rangers lock up the division tomorrow.
 
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Alex

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Though it sucks we didn't make postseason, you can't call this season unsuccessful. This was the most fun Reds season in over a decade and the future is very bright. Going from a 100 loss team to playoff contention in a single year is quite a jump.

Now pay for some damn pitching this offseason.
 
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Muurloen

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Fuckin Mariners. Can’t they they just once be respectable and send the asterisks home? What a pathetic MLB season.

Horrible season for a horrible sport. Manfred must be so proud, like Picasso painting with his own shit.
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Blitz

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Good job Mariners, you delivered the division to Satan's team. How does it feel? Just nuke that shithole city of fentanyl zombies - Seattle.

The armpit of Texas "wins" the division thanks to the historic levels of bullpen ineptitude and injuries for the Rangers.
 
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Muurloen

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2023 Divison winners. Look at me now. I will forerver and always be your captian. Dont you ever forget it.
 
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Blitz

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Ohtani and Acuna are the heavy favorites to win AL & NL MVP's. With Gerrit Cole & Blake Snell being heavy favorites for the Cy Young's. RotY favorites are Gunnar Henderson of the Orioles, and Corbin Carroll for the D-Backs.

The rule changes really, really helped the game as well. Pace of Play down nearly 30 minutes, which makes for a significantly more enjoyable watch.

Your 2023 WAR Leaders per Fangraphs:
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