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Muurloen
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Lanx
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lie, thats clearly 256, that bodyarmor ad is covering up fact that his stomah is leaning on the scale.
Araxen
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What? He can't beat Jon Jones. He can never be the GOAT. Prime Fedor would make mince meat out of DC.
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Jozu
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WOW. DC is really going into his hug bag. Smother, control, poke, avoid exchanges, smother, poke, hug, stall. And he got extra fat to help do it.
Win.
The guy is just the most disgusting, un-entertaining, disingenuous piece of shit in all of sports. Him getting starched by Stipe the last time they fought was one of the most satisfying fight outcomes Ive ever seen. He is even bad as an announcer. He cuts off his fellow commentators, screams like an idiot, and uses phrases like "ooooooooooo he got slept bad, though! He slept him bad!" when a guy gets knocked out. If Stipe ices him again that would be incredible. Who knows maybe he can, he just has to avoid the cage and defend takedowns.
Win.
The guy is just the most disgusting, un-entertaining, disingenuous piece of shit in all of sports. Him getting starched by Stipe the last time they fought was one of the most satisfying fight outcomes Ive ever seen. He is even bad as an announcer. He cuts off his fellow commentators, screams like an idiot, and uses phrases like "ooooooooooo he got slept bad, though! He slept him bad!" when a guy gets knocked out. If Stipe ices him again that would be incredible. Who knows maybe he can, he just has to avoid the cage and defend takedowns.
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Goatface
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read a rando comment, with nothing to back it, but said DC actually cut weight, around 10+lbs. while seems totally stupid, think it could be true lol. as a wrestler cutting would be pretty much a ritual before a fight and that weight, would be somewhat easy
calhoonjugganaut
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I mean he's probably cut some throughout camp. I always think about how he absolutely rag-dolled and head kicked Josh Barnett. He's a different fighter at heavyweight. Stipe is equally as impressive at heavyweight. Stipe has great fight IQ. I've said it here before, but if DC beats Stipe again, and decided to fight Jones it would be a different fight than what we've seen at LHW. I see the LHW cut depleting DC much more than JJ. I'm the biggest JJ Stan and have never betted against him but I don't think I'd bet against DC at HW if the fight took place 3 months from tomorrow night.
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just checked, and dc probably will blind stipe, ref is gonna be goddard, which means dc is gonna poke fast and try to do a flurry of hits fast cuz goddard likes to call fights early
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jayrebb
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ahhhhh yes.... July 2016. How times change.... Remember all you faggots defending the D.C. fight at UFC 200.
I remember it clear as day. I'd name and shame but I can't be bothered to necro it.
Try making that argument now, and show us how retarded you are. Fucking trend chasers. Same faggots in 2020 "DC isnt popular anymore!!"
I remember it clear as day. I'd name and shame but I can't be bothered to necro it.
Try making that argument now, and show us how retarded you are. Fucking trend chasers. Same faggots in 2020 "DC isnt popular anymore!!"
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Lanx
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starts at page 464 with this post, shame away
MMA Thread
So Ryan Jimmo, had a few fun fights in the ufc, apparently killed in a hit and run outside a bar in edmonton this morning.
Gavinmad
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H.A. Monkey
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Where’s that video of DC crying when Dana informed him of Bones pissing hot. Just begging to be allowed to fight. Really showed me what kind of pissy bitch he is.
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Ameraves
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While I find it to be a shitty move, it is totally legal and he is far from the only one that does it
I don't recall any of that. I would love for you to put your money where your mouth is and go back and point out all the people singing DC's praises. I recall a boring fight and nobody being terribly impressed.
Meh. They're already trying to give each other concussions and choke each other unconscious. This is a weird place to draw the line.
^. Hand smothers are more annoying than effective anyway.
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