do you want to go to jail?
that is how you go to jail.
One year I went bar hopping on Halloween in a short sleeved white shirt, tie and a bicycle helmet. It's the Door to door Mormon uniform here. It got a lot of laughs and is probably super offensive to Mormons but they aren't drinking in bars so they weren't around to complain.
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I bet blackface in jail is something you wouldn't forget. (unless, of course, there is permanent brain damage as a result)
I am disappoint that nobody has suggested going as a killer clown given the recent shenanigans with clown masks...