Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

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Some guys are into that shit. I had a stripper lactate on me once, that was too much even for me. No warning at all, but she claimed that most guys asked her for it when they found out she lactated.
 

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I know that my sister's former boyfriend liked using massive dildos on himself.