My new Dating Pool

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Johnny53

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day 5 no money.....surprisingly...no dates, although capri has made a verbal attempt to get together, she had to cancel, deena...well shes busy LOL
see who comes thru, afterall, i wired money to both ladies in the past and never made them make up for it,
 
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Vinyard_sl said:
At times like these, are you extra intimate towards your wife?
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i am always very touchy, kissy, and with the warmer weather her wardrobe has become skimpier, which helps, plus shes hardcore working out, so that is a positive, my texting to her has become more provocative, thing i would normally say to deena and capri during the day are now being directed to my wife
 
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pick up line to capri on our first date was " there is $1600 in this envelope, treat me right and it is all yours"
well i guess my new line to a yet unknown whore may be "there is $4900 in this envelope, treat me right and i will split it with you and two other whores"
 
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kegkilla

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Johnny this seems like a good opportunity to find out what u really mean to these whores. If they really care about ur needs or if they just see you as an ATM.
 
j00t

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J, you should ask THEM for some cash. Which you should, of course, use on a different whore. If you plan it right, you could end up never paying for sex again!
 
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Hoss_sl said:
Dammit I've been wanting to go to the Melting Pot for a long time. Best thing to do it take 3 or 4 people and get the big table so you can have a pot of peanut oil and a pot of broth.
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Truth. Hard to find 2 or 3 other people I trust around fondue, though. It's amazing how bad people can be at it.

And what the fuck is up with all the fondue pots you can buy that are non-stick with metal forks. Bad idea.
 
Hoss

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Do you like danger popsicledeath? Maybe he can interest you in a high possibility of STDs?
 
Nester

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Quick lets kickstart a pimp business, but in stead of sex you get hot (relatively) chicks to play vids with and give you forehead kisses when you beat the big boss.
 
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