My new Dating Pool
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Echuta
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Girlfriend in HS cut the underside of my dick with her teeth while giving me the first of many BJs. Kinda jaded me from that point.
I didn't stop her whenever she offered but they weren't that great.
Finally met a girl in college who could suck/lick the chrome off a door knob like a pro. Only then did I fully appreciate a well performed beej.
popsicledeath
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I get... bored? Distracted? If I'm just laying there there isn't enough stimulation so my mind starts wandering and I start thinking about really important but irrelevant-to-the-moment kind of things, like why the TMNT song says 'heroes in a half shell' when they've got full fucking turtle shells, that's just how shells are, rounded and shelly in the back and flat and aby in the front. Or how Transformers were more than meets the eye? Umm, if something is called a transformer, and then it transforms, it's exactly what meets the fucking eye!
Give me another chick to fondle, or 69, and I'm all good. But just getting a BJ? Not enough input to temper my dumb, random brain.
Big Phoenix
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Probably because most dont know how to give a good one and dont want to learn.
Gavinmad
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There was an old 'heroes on the half shell' joke in the original tmnt comics, they probably figured kids wouldn't get the joke so that made in a half shell. I'm pretty sure you already know the more than meets the eye bit refers to their vehicle forms.
Gamma Rays
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We used to sing it as:
"Trans-sexuals, more than meets the eyes. Trans-Sexuals, faggots in disguise."
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Who'd thought this thread would get off topic.
"Trans-sexuals, more than meets the eyes. Trans-Sexuals, faggots in disguise."
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Who'd thought this thread would get off topic.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Try watching porn while getting a BJ. Or if you're a sports fan, watching your favorite team play. I've gotten a couple while the cowboys were losing that really helped soften the sting. Oh and finally, get your girl to wake you up with a BJ, that way you're still in a half dream state. No better time for a BJ IMO than when you're just waking up.
ohkcrlho
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Evernothing
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I once saw a craigslist ad in Austin from a girl wanting to give blumpkins. I thought about answering, but I was afraid I would have an aneurism if I were shitting and nutting at the same time. Or worse yet, it would be so awesome that regular blowjobs wouldn't do it for me anymore.
Or the girl puking on your dong cause of the combo gag reflex and shit winds effect.
Aamry
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Johnny53
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so....last night we started erecting steel at a mall close to camden, since it was inside work it had to be done from 11 pm to 7 am, and i always like to show up on the first day, make sure everything is going according to plan, so i contacted deena and capri to let them know i would be out and available, well deena was the first to respond, so around 10 last night i pick her up at her moms and drive her home to her boyfriends, on the way we stopped and OMG....first she sat in my lap and we hugged it out, talked, kissed, then to the backseatwhere she stripped layed down spread her legs and i went to town, even threw in a hum job, she loved, went wild, blew me and rode me
went for a walk along the river, then i dropped her off at home
went to the mall, reviewed everything with my erector, while i am there capri finally responds, i told her too late i was just with deena,
well she asked me to come by anyway, so i stop at her house on the way home and we hang out for 45 minutes, mostly her sitting in my lap and talking
home by 200 am
went for a walk along the river, then i dropped her off at home
went to the mall, reviewed everything with my erector, while i am there capri finally responds, i told her too late i was just with deena,
well she asked me to come by anyway, so i stop at her house on the way home and we hang out for 45 minutes, mostly her sitting in my lap and talking
home by 200 am
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Enthusiasticallyeating out a prostitute. And not a high class hot one. A low-rent beat to fuck junkie. I know it's not the first time you've mentioned it but I just can't get my mind around it.
I suppose you've just embraced the dirty animalistic side of it all? Like, you revel in it a little bit? Maybe? It takes all kinds I guess. I think I'm just glad you're willing share it here. You odd, odd man.
I suppose you've just embraced the dirty animalistic side of it all? Like, you revel in it a little bit? Maybe? It takes all kinds I guess. I think I'm just glad you're willing share it here. You odd, odd man.
Johnny53
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shes the only one i ever have...and she is no longer a hardcore whore, and it doesn't smell or taste bad in fact its basically odor free, plus i enjoy making her happy, the return is awesome, plus she loves me...i know because i paid her to say it
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