My new Dating Pool

Didn't see nipples. Does not count.

Thank god your wife sent you a pic of her in a bathing suit. She seems a wild one.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

Didn't see nipples. Does not count.

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Yes, more of this, less of skanky Capri the pincushion.

God damn j, can you phrase it like you're not in the he-man woman haters club? I just yelled show me your boobies at my fiance while she was getting ready for a laugh.. it was hilarious and i thank you for the comedic inspiration.

<sends pic>

Nice

Famm_sl said:

Seems like only a matter of time before this thing would get blown wide open somehow.

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that's the only acceptable ending to this whole shitfest. anything else will be disappoint. hell, i'm surprised nobody here has taken it upon themselves

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or, maybe this guy could turn it around?

The spelling/grammar in those texts...either from you, your wife, or your whore/girlfriend...just fucking terrible. You should feel bad.

Nemesis_sl said:

that's the only acceptable ending to this whole shitfest. anything else will be disappoint. hell, i'm surprised nobody here has taken it upon themselves

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or, maybe this guy could turn it around?

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All of the sudden it turns out that jersey hookers are allergic to water!

C'mon, man. Now we need to see your wife's nipples.

Maybe butthole, too. Just to see the state of it.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

Maybe butthole, too. Just to see the state of it.

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His or hers?

Yup.