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Famm

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You can create all that again in some other part of the Philly metro area if you are that hooked on the experience. You should walk away from this situation immediately without looking back, if it is as you're describing. You're getting drawn way too deep into this shit.
 
Haast

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Do they have internet in federal pen? J49 needs to finish the story for us once the story finishes him.
 
Adebisi

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"How thoughtful! You brought me hot chocolate on this cold winter day."

"Naw naw, bitch..."
 
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read hot chocolate blowjob and lol'd pretty good. Maybe thats how J49 is clean? Burns all the STD's away!

Anyway, not sure how she can have a "tight little pussy" if a black dude is doing her. Its gotta be pretty stretched.
 
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OMG if random black dude #1 shows up at your house and tells your wife that you stole his drug addicted cum dumpster I will kill myself because life will never be sweeter.
 
Big Phoenix

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I know right? But on second thought, usa sex guide is literally full of J49 corruptwhiteknights. All of them banging the nastiest most disgusting foul pussy imaginable then going home to their wife and kids and acting like an amazing father.

But seriously, I always lol whenever a girl says her pussy is "tight".
 
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Its that new slang BRO, that shit is TIGHT. Its loose like the elastic waist of 10 year old gym shorts, but its good. SHIT IS TIGHT YO.
 
TheBeagle

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Hot chocolate blowjob...wtf is going on here?? My mind is racing right now, I must know what this is. Is this some trick that only the most well-trained concubines are privileged enough to learn?
 
Johnny53

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imagine a cold hand grabbing your penis.....now imagine a hot mouth sucking on your penis, drink then suck, drink then suck

also chocolate release the same chemical in the brain that the feeling of love does, so i am training them to love giving me blowjobs
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
also chocolate release the same chemical in the brain that the feeling of love does, so i am training them to love giving me blowjobs
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That is some mighty fine use of classical conditioning on subhuman life forms. Pavlov would be proud.
 
Hoss

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You need to call the new BF up and talk to him. Take him out for a whiskey. Invoke Bro Code. Let him know you know you can't give her what he can, and you have no intention of messin with her happiness. Tell him you were only agreeing to meet her because you weren't sure if she was in some sort of trouble. For all you know, he had started beating her or something. That's assuming, of course, there was nothing explicit in the messages he found.
 
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Well at least we got the gem of "hot chocolate blowjobs" before the whole thing comes crashing down. Cops calling you to pick a hooker up, dudes saying they are going to tell your wife...the end is nigh for J49.
 
Famm

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Holy hell, look at that mannish thing. To think there were dudes flipping their shit over her enough to send her money in exchange for online friendship roleplay. Has she gone lesbian and gotten into NA now or something? At least the NA part would be an improvement.
 
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