My new Dating Pool

Johnny49_sl said:

your wrong......invested meaning they know what i need, what i like, they come to meet me, they know i can be trusted to pay them, so the money issue never happens before the date, familiarity, likewise i know what each of them likes/dislikes, capri knows when i bring her hot chocolate, that a i want a hot chocolate blowjob, they all know they have to clean me up and kiss it goodbye.....there is an investment or training process, we talk about family/friends/work

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You're so fucked in the head it's not even funny.

Actually, it is pretty funny.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

I know right? But on second thought, usa sex guide is literally full of J49 corruptwhiteknights. All of them banging the nastiest most disgusting foul pussy imaginable then going home to their wife and kids and acting like an amazing father.

But seriously, I always lol whenever a girl says her pussy is "tight".

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Never fucked a teenage girl (18+, sickos)? There's a big enough difference between that and the average 30+ year old where I'd say the teenager is pretty "tight".

Yeah, once you hit 30, it's a fucking hotdog in a hallway. Every time.

kegkilla_sl said:

do you want him dead? i'm available for hire

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But how will you get him to read your posts?

Brikker_sl said:

Never fucked a teenage girl (18+, sickos)? There's a big enough difference between that and the average 30+ year old where I'd say the teenager is pretty "tight".

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Never fucked anyone over 27, but in my vast personal experience it's size not age that differentiates the "tightness" more than anything.

@Johnny
How are you not fucking paranoid?? Cops and pimps are now involved. It's time to scorch earth and run. Fast.

Hoss_sl said:

My wife got a good laugh out of hot chocolate blowjobs. But part of the laugh might have been relief that it had nothing to do with scat.

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Had not even considered that. Outstanding.

Johnny49_sl said:

also chocolate release the same chemical in the brain that the feeling of love does, so i am training them to love giving me blowjobs

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This is one the greatest things I've read on the internet in a while.

Does your wife/kids ever drive your car johnny? Wonder how it would go over if they found condoms in your car. I was once at a red light underneath a highrise and a magnum condom, still sealed in its wrapper floated down and landed right on my windshield, I like to think some woman drove her man's car, found it, and was like ah hell nah.

mures_sl said:

Does your wife/kids ever drive your car johnny? Wonder how it would go over if they found condoms in your car. I was once at a red light underneath a highrise and a magnum condom, still sealed in its wrapper floated down and landed right on my windshield, I like to think some woman drove her man's car, found it, and was like ah hell nah.

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Pretty sure he goes raw into the aids.

The last few pages of this has been some of the best reading I've had in a while. The frankness of the hot chocolate bj is... Well, it's inspiring.

And that picture of lori... Good lord... I saw her boobs once =(

I once came across a highway accident scene where a motorcyclist had been decapitated. His melon, with helmet, were on the far side of the guardrail. I just HAD to slow down and stare. I felt ashamed.

I'm facing that same shame admitting to following this thread with rapt fascination. As the story has gotten better and better, I've mentally ranked the best posts in order of genius. Whereas Johnny's drinking-chocolate-while-sucking-my-filthy-hog-triggers-the-love-neuron is world class, Gunnar's idea below is the current leader. That, sir, is Tarrantino genius.

Gunnar_sl said:

Johnny Im going to tell you what no one else has the balls to.

You need to kill every one of these bitches before they bring you down. Just choke them to death and leave them in the gutter. Work your alibi. They are whores no one will care. Do it.

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