My Spider Bro

Only read the OP, so fuck y'all.

But at my cottage, i usually allow a few spider bros to keep webs in corners of my bedroom in order to catch mosquitoes etc.

Spider-bro love 4 lyfe!

Gotta hang with the spiders because they eat ants. I dislike ants.

Spider burrowed into appendix scar, crawled through WA man's body


West Australian man Dylan Thomas may now be joking about whether he'll develop "superpowers" but on the weekend he was experiencing a "searing sensation" as a spider that had made its way into his abdomen through an old appendix scar, crawled underneath his skin, all the way up to his sternum.

I don't mind spiders until they grow over 2 inches and make 20+ ft anchor lines for their giant webs next to my shed. Looks great, orb weaver. Now here's a can of raid to the face.

and thats why you never go to Australia.

Also have a spider bro. Have had him for I think a few months now? Has a web outside the backdoor near an awning.

I remind my wife every now and then to LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE

Friend in PA sent this one:

Here's my Spider bro. Lived by the light on my back porch. I'd watch it feast on all the moths that were drawn to the light when I'd let my dog out in the evening.

Ronaan_sl said:

My spiderbros are letting me down - as fall is coming we removed the mosquito net over the kid's bed, only to have her stung up like 10 times within two days.

Spiderbros taking a vacation it seems.

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We have a shit ton of spiders on our property, including inside the house. Nonetheless I had to buy a bug zapper for INSIDE the house because my son was waking up every morning with 2-4 new mosquito bites. Spiderbros be lazy. Or just pissed that I occasionally reclaim my home from most of them...

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Always think of this thread when I see this commercial.
Had to kill my window spider bro the other night after 3 months;( He got onto the bed and that was just too invasive.

Met this guy in Puerto Rico:


I wasn't getting any closer. I recognize a jumper when I see one.

I think my spiderbros died. I haven't seen them in weeks.

Of course, most of these spider bros aren't any bigger than my small fingernail. But I spotted one the other day that was about as big as my thumbnail.

Spiderbros might have had a cagematch.

Was watching one of my fave streamers this morning when this happened:Twitch

We find this entertaining. We thank you.

Bird-eating spiders means that Australia should be nuked from orbit:

No idea but if they're fighting my money is on the little guy whoopin' some ass.