NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

Tenks_sl said:

Bengals will give you a run. Our only competent LB will now be suspended for every hard tackle he makes from now on.

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Bungles gonna Bungle.

Cant wait to hear all the crying from the trashiest fanbase in the nfl next year. Save up those Coors Light bottles and cans.

Alex_sl said:

Andy Dalton's so good he gives #3 wideouts big pay days.

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I think youre confusing your QB for ours.

Dalton is like a pussier looking version of Ryan Fitzpatrick with red hair and no
manly civil war beard.

If only the Bengals fans could present more class like those fan bases in CA or Philly.

Alex_sl said:

Andy Dalton's so good he gives #3 wideouts big pay days.

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More like AJ Green. Though I guess you could argue Sanu is getting paid for his work when AJ and Jones were both injured and we literally had no other options to throw the ball.

DickTrickle_sl said:

Catching up to this thread and really don't understand why Jacksonville would draft a QB. Why would they move on from Blake Bortles? He isn't without flaws but I think he clearly has promise and he's only been in the league two years.

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I quantified it with a maybe but that's only on the basis of it being Jacksonville. If they're confident in Bortles, then they won't even sniff at a QB.

moontayle_sl said:

I quantified it with a maybe but that's only on the basis of it being Jacksonville. If they're confident in Bortles, then they won't even sniff at a QB.

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What's wrong with it being Jacksonville? Not exactly a bad organization, Blake Bortles is their future he played great last year.

I tell ya what going full Jags next year in fantasy might actually be a thing

Allen Robinson was a monster last year in fantasy. With Julius Thomas actually hitting the field this year I could see Bortles lighting it up.

Yeah Robinson was a stud for me in fantasy last year. Maybe with Kaepernick possibly going to DEN we should pick any defense playing against the Broncos. With that defense the offense should be on the field enough to allow for plenty of mistakes.

I got Robinson deep in my draft and he won me my league pretty much along w D.Williams. Jags got fucked by Blackmon and he was looking like a star too before he messed his life up. Jags with a better D could easily win the South this year.

Damn it all to fucking hell...

Adam Schefter on Twitter: Dolphins signed Broncos restricted free-agent running back CJ Anderson to a 4-year offer sheet. Denver has 5 days to match or lose.I know RBs are a dime a dozen now, but damn it I loved watching that little dude run fuckers over.

He didn't run fuckers over though. What were you watching?

He wasn't consistent with it, no. But I still loved seeing him do it the few times he did. I know he knocked Kuechly on his ass on that 2 yard TD in the Super Bowl.

Plus, he doesn't give up:

Remember when he exposed the Patriots as a shitty team that would go on to lose 5 of the next 8?



Dude was running over overrated teams while Belichick was playing chess

Fadaar_sl said:

Doug Martin re-signs with the Bucs for 5 yrs/$35m

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8x8, It reads:

For the North!
For our Family and Friends!
Skol Vikings!!
-My Name

There have been some serious quote fails in this thread recently.

Johnny fucking football released. How long till he winds up dead?

Well, if you go by what his dad said, Doomsday Clock is at just under 9 months.