NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

a_skeleton_06

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He's historically played really well against the Vikings and this is the sort of game he typically wins. Chips are all down so I anticipate a narrow victory for some reason.
 

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Trade deadline tomorrow? We need the bears to get slaughtered so Howie can swoop in and get Jeffery!

1% chance of happening?! not them being blown out, us getting Jeffery..
 
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a_skeleton_06

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Interesting stat -

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I wonder if the Dallas fans in this thread know which circle is theirs in Texas? :)
 
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Couple take-aways from the Dallas game.

1. Dorial Green The Lawfirm OBJ Beckham is fucking horrible at football. The last time you had someone that big and fast on the field with zero skill, he was in a Dallas uniform and named Roy Williams.
2. When you get pressure on Dak, he looks a lot like Tim Tebow. Coincidentally enough, it doesn't matter, they are both winners.
3. Carson Wentz is the next captain check-down, making Alex Smith proud.
4. Zeke Elliot is the next coming of Emmit Smith, but this time with speed.
5. Rod Marinelli is the best D-coordinator in football. Despite how much Sean Lee gets his dong sucked by the announcers, Dallas does not have a A-rated player on defense, yet they are still a top 10 defense this year.

Oh, one last one: Darren Sproles the most manly 5'6" guy on the planet.
 
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a_skeleton_06

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That Dallas D comment seems strong. You guys haven't exactly been facing the Falcons and Patriots every week. Currently sitting at 20 in DVOA.
 

Kaines

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I wonder if the Dallas fans in this thread know which circle is theirs in Texas? :)

Everything about the Cowboys is bigger and better than the retarded cousin in Houston. Including number of arrests at the stadium.
 

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Everything about the Cowboys is bigger and better than the retarded cousin in Houston. Including number of arrests at the stadium.

I'll also give you girls. Dallas has so many hot girls.
 
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jooka

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Wade Phillips holds the D coordinator title hands down.
 
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Burnem Wizfyre

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Lol an Eagles fan giving others shit about arrest at games, next time make the post from inside the Eagles jail for maximum lulz.
 
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Itlan

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I didn't know the Giants had such a shitty fanbase. It's all old farts when I go to game.

Also, how is Philly not #1? It should like 1a. Philly 1b. Oakland no?
 

Kaines

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I didn't know the Giants had such a shitty fanbase. It's all old farts when I go to game.

Also, how is Philly not #1? It should like 1a. Philly 1b. Oakland no?

Because the Iggles don't actually arrest their shitty fans. If they arrested all the fans that commit criminal behavior in the stadium, they'd arrest everyone there.
 

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As a fan of the Bad News Bears, I do apologize in advance to the Minnesota Vikings for fielding a team in the spirit of Halloween disguised as a professional football team...
 
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Dioblaire

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As a fan of the Bad News Bears, I do apologize in advance to the Minnesota Vikings for fielding a team in the spirit of Halloween disguised as a professional football team...

I really wish we could have the Worf button for posts like this.