NHL 2013 - 2014 Season Thread

StoiCynic_sl said:

Hope his entire playoff run remains scoreless.

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Knew that comment would bite me in the ass.

Grimmlokk_sl said:

I hope he scores all the goals.

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Knew that comment was brilliant and prescient.


edit: Before the review: That looked like a goal real time.

After review: WHEW! It was not. Jebus.

Hitting more pipe tonight than a crackhead, fuck!

Henrik Lundqvist = Sieve

MAF = Unbreakable wall of goalie. He may never let up another goal.











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You wanna talk about a comment that's gonna come back to bite someone in the ass?

Figures we get Fleury in beast mode.

But yeah, collapse is imminent. Sieve!? Pshh... hockey gods gon smite for that blasphemy.

You guys must not be paying attention, I am now a Hockey Oracle. He will never let up another goal. Ever. He'll retire after the Stanley Cup next season after getting 110 straight shutouts.

Hockey Oracle status: Confirmed.

Anyone need some betting tips to earn millions?

Going to be a little disappointed if the conference finals shake out as kings/hawks and pens/bruins. I guess though the rangers is the only team I would want to make it through.

Way to blow practically a 6 on 3.... I can tolerate seeing the Rangers lose, but getting blanked by Fleury TWICE is the ultimate bitchslap.... hate everyone.....

Well except Ishad I spose

Ishad_sl said:

I guess though the rangers is the only team I would want to make it through.

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I like the cut of your jib

If rangers can't score on a PP, they're done.

It's like you people can't even read. They're done, period. Marc-Andr? Fleury will never let up another goal. Ever.

To make this post less useless, GIFS!

Corey Perry pouring some water in to Jeff Carter's glove. This is hilarious, and if Crosby did it there would be 500 posts here calling him a faggot=P



Fleury thanking his best friend tonight. Goalies are delightfully weird.



My favorite play tonight was Paul Martin here, so majestic.



And here's Quick with a nice little gutshot to Perry.



There, now my post had some actual content.



edit:I am having this printed up life-size to hang over my bed.

Grimmlokk_sl said:

It's like you people can't even read. They're done, period. Marc-Andr? Fleury will never let up another goal. Ever.
And here's Quick with a nice little gutshot to Perry.

There, now my post had some actual content.

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Gutshot? More like nutshot.

spraying water into an already soaking glove is just to get into Carters head.

If Hiller plays next game, this series is over for sure. Goal on the first shot of the game, I would have pulled him.

37 shots and Quick saved 36 of them. 2 goals on 17 shots is horrible.

Sweet Prince Empire_sl said:

spraying water into an already soaking glove is just to get into Carters head.

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Apparently the two of them are actually really good friends. Think it was just good-natured ribbing. Carter saw it and didn't care.

That dude has the worlds highest nuts if you really think that was a nutshot.

Stay classy, Quick.

You're up 3-0 with 6 min in the 2nd?

Falling right into our trap Canadiens.

Burnesto_sl said:

That dude has the worlds highest nuts if you really think that was a nutshot.

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Or, youre just blind.