NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

lurkingdirk said:

I want Fleury to have a stroke. This team would be getting blown out without him.

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Too bad for the rest of the NHL, but they do have him.

Jets getting steamrolled like everyone else

If the Caps finally beat the Pens only to lose to Fluery again in the SCF I will lose my shit.

Zajeer said:

The watch party in downtown Tampa was so fun! This series has been extremely close - I’m honestly not sure if we’ll get past this round

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Gah, my parents are moving back down to Tampa today. Really wish I could be down there for more of the games, I was outside the arena for game 7 in 2004. Was less than a week after I graduated high school, had so much fun watching on that bigass parking garage wall opposite the main entrance.

StoiCynic said:

If the Caps finally beat the Pens only to lose to Fluery again in the SCF I will lose my shit.

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Need to remember how to win games against Tampa before you worry about that

Demote Eller.
Bench Burakovsky.
Quit leaving Stamkos wide open.
Put Orlov on the PP1.
Quit being cute.
More shots, I know the Caps are putting volume on already, but they waste lots of chances on odd man rushes

Yeah seems like special teams has been the issue for Caps, fully expect them to bring it tonight. Need better discipline as well (eloler), but Bolts have been taking a ton of bad penalties as well. Like the entire 1st of game 4, pkers came up big for them.

This amuses me



Edit: Damn, nice tip by Kuznetsov

Caps can't score, and certainly aren't going to have any 1-0 or 2-1 games in the conference finals. The inevitable comes.

yaph said:

Put Orlov on the PP1.

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This won't matter if we never get another PP.

Also fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Kuznetsov and Ovechkin producing ~40% of our playoff goals. It's nice that TJ Oshie works hard, but if we're never going to get another PP he won't score another goal the way he's going now.

Flat 50/50 chance the Caps will lose to the eventual Cup winner again.

So Vegas is through, Jets looked good but they just couldnt get past Fleury.

vegassssssssssssssss!!!!!

Fleury wins the conn smythe regardless of what happens next round.

How is the Golden Knight going to fight Lightning or a Capital during their opening theatrics at home?

Knight vs Thor
Knight vs Eagle

Fuck, I hate Vegas for beating Winnipeg.

Fuck, I hope Vegas wins it all.

I am conflicted.

Followed this team since the beginning, through the ups and the other ups. Amazing feeling when your loyalty finally pays off

Ambiturner said:

Followed this team since the beginning, through the ups and the other ups. Amazing feeling when your loyalty finally pays off

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I'm a Toronto fan. Don't rub that shit in, man.

lurkingdirk said:

I'm a Toronto fan. Don't rub that shit in, man.

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Our day is coming and when it does were going to make all these guys eat shit for the entire year.