No Time to Die (007 Bond)

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Its been said a bunch of times, but why the fuck did they pick the ugliest black woman to play jane bond?

Modern hollywood had been stained by the fashion world - apparently tits are repressive and obscene.

Look at art movies like 9Songs, flat chested chick in a hardcore porn via art... widely accepted, praised and "stunning" - if she was replaced with a WOMAN that looked like a WOMAN and not a 12 year old boy that sucks dick it would have been cursed and crushed and demonized.

Whatever infection destroyed the fashion world pushing "sexy" is a flat chested no ass girl thats infected movies and TV needs to be rooted out and destroyed... and I bet you its 100% rooted in jelious flat chested dykes.
 
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Chris

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Trailer looked... fine?

Black 00 was interesting, she sounded like an asshole just like Bond. As long as she fails somehow it'll work, dying in one of Blofeld's slow moving death traps would be ideal. We also know she'll be SJW Jesus but we can hope.

Blofeld in a cage was too similar to Skyfall, not interested in that.

Not sure about his wife and the betrayal stuff... Bond was never about personal drama. Yet we've had the Austin Powers 3 brothers plot and mummy issues Skyfall two movies in a row. He even had a Scooby Doo mystery solving friendship group in the last movie.

Bond needs to be solo meeting contacts in glamourous places, no friends, no wife, no co-workers.
 

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Somewhat surprised to say this... but I thought that trailer looked really good. At least the action sequences look pretty dope. The diversity quota thing sucks, and sure seems like a decent amount of personal drama. Rami Malek in his Leto-Blade Runner room etc... Very cautiously optimistic? Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Fleabag was hilarious, and self-deprecatingly funny enough. That being said, this is James Bond, it's all about masculinity so fuck all that feminism shit.

Who knows, definitely not getting my hopes up. If it's decent, then I suppose it will be a nice surprise. Also, Skyfall made $1.1 billion. Just make good movies, that's all. Spectre was just bland as shit.
 

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I have been a fan of the Bond films for longer than I can remember(40+ years). I remember seeing Moonraker in the theater, not sure if I saw The Spy Who Loved Me in the theater or just TV, but I saw Moonraker twice in the theater.

The thing is what makes Bond a great character is sadly frowned upon in this day and age, and trying to adapt him just doesn't really work.
 
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I like the Bond franchise a lot and I think that the Craig films are some of the best Bonds ever made. Even QoS is miles better than any Roger Moore or Brosnan film.

But they are going to Ghostbusters this franchise if they try this shit. This franchise is a guaranteed $1B box office return every 3-4 years, why fuck with a winning formula? To get Millennials? They'll just see it as cheap pandering and demand more and more concessions instead. I'd be surprised if this one breaks $1B

It's a shame. I really like Fukunaga as a director from True Detective and was pretty excited when I heard he was helping this installment but I gotta vote with my dollars here. Bond franchise is one of the last few slivers of genuine masculinity left in Hollywood

It's fairly mind-blowing what they've done to this franchise since Casino Royale. Royale was a re-branding that showed a more realistic, visceral side of Bond that was wildly successful critically and financially. Immediately afterwards, they work to fuck up every ounce of goodwill generated. QoS was a artsy- fartsy. almost action-less attempt to destroy the franchise just one movie into the re-brand. Similar to Star Wars VIII, the person guarding the franchise was asleep at the wheel.

Then, they decide to copy the least favorite early Bond film and replay the marriage and death of his wife. They want to show the mental toll of his job! Like anyone gave a damn what a trained, state-sponsored murderer feels that has killed thousands of people. Throw out a genesis story, a broken man story, and then end it with him being replaced. That sounds exactly how people envisioned their Bond story and a great way to keep the franchise running for a few more decades. But, they don't really give a damn what the fan base wants either. Every time someone mentions how business looks out for their wealth production, I just mention Ghostbusters, Chik-Fil-A, Dick's, and about a half dozen other companies run by SJW loving retards. These people are really fucking stupid and proof positive that almost all jobs are... who you know not what you know.
 

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Trailer looked good. The 00sheboon wasn't offensively SJW which seems alright.
 
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i think this all started 5-7 years ago. a bunch of faggots got together and as a larp starte social media boycots of companies and people. it eventually got other larpers to join in and before long celebs and "journos" were reporting on it like it was a thing. then the companies started panicking because their stockholders were asking questions about it. so to quash it all they brought in these original faggots to give them jobs and influence just to shut them the fuck up. its probably the greates hoax perpetrated on this country and it completely worked. if by worked it meant ruining fun for everyone.
 

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i mean, to be frank, the sheboon would make a great ninja, close her eyes and her big mouth and i wouldn't be able to see her in the shadows.
 
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jooka

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Looks good for Craig's last Bond movie and potentially the last of the franchise in a state I will like.
 

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It also sucks there are no hotties for bond to slay other than his gf.
This chick was the best.

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It's fairly mind-blowing what they've done to this franchise since Casino Royale. Royale was a re-branding that showed a more realistic, visceral side of Bond that was wildly successful critically and financially. Immediately afterwards, they work to fuck up every ounce of goodwill generated. QoS was a artsy- fartsy. almost action-less attempt to destroy the franchise just one movie into the re-brand. Similar to Star Wars VIII, the person guarding the franchise was asleep at the wheel.

Then, they decide to copy the least favorite early Bond film and replay the marriage and death of his wife. They want to show the mental toll of his job! Like anyone gave a damn what a trained, state-sponsored murderer feels that has killed thousands of people. Throw out a genesis story, a broken man story, and then end it with him being replaced. That sounds exactly how people envisioned their Bond story and a great way to keep the franchise running for a few more decades. But, they don't really give a damn what the fan base wants either. Every time someone mentions how business looks out for their wealth production, I just mention Ghostbusters, Chik-Fil-A, Dick's, and about a half dozen other companies run by SJW loving retards. These people are really fucking stupid and proof positive that almost all jobs are... who you know not what you know.
I watched a video recently and it was quite apt re the last few Bond movies - QUIT TRYING TO MAKE A JASON BOURNE FRANCHISE. FUCK.
 
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Theres a formula for the Daniel Craig movies to me. Casino Royale was good, QoS sucked, Skyfall was good, Spectre sucked. Hopefully this one is good.
 

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Trailer leaves a lot to be desired. First impression is it's going to tank. The action sequences look boring and replayed.
Black Bond seems bad.
I didn't see anything that left me awestruck. I'd like to see a return to Bond villains that develop planetary weapons & shit. At least it felt grander.
Catching up on all the Marvel films + seeing the Black Widow trailer I guess left me jaded.
 
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Chris

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Bond is so easy.

Bond has semi related awesome opening adventure/action scene. Has sex with first girl, never see her again.

M tells him about thing that's happening, Bond goes to several exotic locations to track down the cause and have action scenes. Has sex with second girl who is villian henchwomen.

Bond finds the villains secret lair and makes it explode. Has sex with third girl as a reward, she was part of the plot and helped him win.

Best Bond movie is "You only live twice" which hits all of those points in the best possible ways and I think he even fit in a 4th girl.

They haven't had a proper secret lair since Brosnan, that was the issue, underwhelming endings. Now they are going to double down and take the sex out.
 
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Bond is so easy.

Bond has semi related awesome opening adventure/action scene. Has sex with first girl, never see her again.

M tells him about thing that's happening, Bond goes to several exotic locations to track down the cause and have action scenes. Has sex with second girl who is villian henchwomen.

Bond finds the villains secret lair and makes it explode. Has sex with third girl as a reward, she was part of the plot and helped him win.

Best Bond movie is "You only live twice" which hits all of those points in the best possible ways and I think he even fit in a 4th girl.

They haven't had a proper secret lair since Brosnan, that was the issue, underwhelming endings. Now they are going to double down and take the sex out.

I love this, it's so perfect haha!
 

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I do like the title font even though most seem to hate it. It's very retro and classic.
 
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the sheboon would make a great ninja, close her eyes and her big mouth and i wouldn't be able to see her in the shadows.

They're not gonna risk being held liable when half the audience gets heart attacks.

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same problem as spectre: trail is cut to look interesting and good, but you have that tickle in the back of your head that "wait a second none of this makes any fucking sense". Mr. Robot is gonna be James Bond's cloned son mixed with Blofelds DNA or some stupid shit like that and they will retcon their way into even more sillyness

if black Jane Bond is focused entirely in African ISIS countries it makes sense who and why she is, that seems to be the hint there which makes sense just like Farooq Al-Bond in Saudi Arabia makes the most sense. Of course they won't stick with that because it would be "racist" to be believable.
 
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