Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

Xarpolis said:

And drool. You forgot drool.

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Yeah to be honest bulldog drool isn’t that bad, comparatively speaking. There are far worse breeds for drool, like mastiffs. My bulldog would only drool if he was watching me eat or if he was hot. You can’t let the latter happen so it’s moot, and the former... yeah there would always be a puddle of drool next to the dinner table.. worse than the drool is how they take half their water bowl with them when they drink and walk away.

Frenzied Wombat said:

Yeah to be honest bulldog drool isn’t that bad, comparatively speaking. There are far worse breeds for drool, like mastiffs. My bulldog would only drool if he was watching me eat or if he was hot. You can’t let the latter happen so it’s moot, and the former... yeah there would always be a puddle of drool next to the dinner table.. worse than the drool is how they take half their water bowl with them when they drink and walk away.

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I had a mastiff, living with that drool was no joke. Your entire fucking life revolves around it.

Big Phoenix said:

You bros don't feel bad about bulldogs being absolute inbred genetic monstrosities? I mean they only live 6 7 years tops because of the insane amount of health problems they face.

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I've had dogs my entire life, many different breeds. My current bulldog is my first bulldog ever, and he's the best dog I've ever owned. I know this is kind of a pit bull thread, but allow me this brief derail.

First off, the bad, and there's lots. As you mentioned, they are short lived. They do have a lot of health issues. They are THE HIGHEST MAINTENANCE dog of any breed I have known. They drool a ton you have to clean up. Their "ropes" get dirty (the fold of skin above their nose) and you have to wipe those clean also using baby wipes. Be prepared to spend thousands of dollars over the course of your lifetime when owning an English bulldog. They (usually) have really short, corkscrew tails which means when they poop you have to clean their butt because otherwise they will have poop stuck on their tail and will track it all over your home. They snore - loudly.

So why would anyone want to own an English bulldog as a pet? It would be hard for any outsider to understand unless you actually owned one. My bulldog is the most loveable dog I have ever owned. It's hard to explain, just the way he interacts with me is special. They are highly intelligent. Bulldogs make almost zero noise, they rarely bark. Despite their appearance, they are a very docile and friendly breed and are great around children. Chicks love bulldogs. I get stopped all the time when I walk him at the beach and women just love petting him and remarking how cute he is.

It's to the point now where I don't think I could own any other breed of dog, my bulldog has spoiled me so.

Mizake said:

First off, the bad, and there's lots. As you mentioned, they are short lived. They do have a lot of health issues. They are THE HIGHEST MAINTENANCE dog of any breed I have known. They drool a ton you have to clean up. Their "ropes" get dirty (the fold of skin above their nose) and you have to wipe those clean also using baby wipes. Be prepared to spend thousands of dollars over the course of your lifetime when owning an English bulldog. They (usually) have really short, corkscrew tails which means when they poop you have to clean their butt because otherwise they will have poop stuck on their tail and will track it all over your home. They snore - loudly.

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This sounds like a nightmare hellscape.

Women LOVED Baku. I was married the entire time he was alive, but he would have made it easy to slay pussy. Ok, maybe not, but that's what I tell myself.

a_skeleton_06 said:

Yeah, I basically don't take mine on walks in the summer heat when it gets past 75 or so. Luckily right now I'm in SoCal about 3 blocks from the ocean so that only affects me 2 months out of the year. Also, oblig fat bulldog pic.

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I love the bulldog splayed out frog-splash position.

I never had to wipe my bullies butt-- he had a corkscrew bunny tail instead of the typical crooked spike. Mine *loved* having his face/wrinkles cleaned though. Mine would also fart so loud sometimes he'd scare himself.

Furry said:

I mean what's a little poo and drool smeared all over your house when you can talk to a real live chick outside for a few minutes now and then. You can't just do that otherwise you loser, you don't get it.

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I just said chicks dig the bulldog, not that I used the bulldog to get chicks. What kind of loser would even think of that? Besides you and a 100 lb wizardhawk?

Lanx said:

wtf, this is like 99% a reason not to get a bulldog, they're supposed to be the first line of defense when an intruder approaches, even little shitty taco bell dogs do this. (and i don't mean defense like attack dog, just to alert you and get your spidey sense going and grab your bat/gun)

at this point saying you watched too much WWE as a kid, woulda been a better reason!

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Intruder? Exactly what kind of neighborhood are you living in? If you need a dog "as a first line of defense against intruders" it might be time to consider moving to a new neighborhood. Besides, if you are going to use a dog as security, it would make more sense to have a yard dog instead an indoor dog, regardless of species.

My first line of defense is living in a multi-million dollar gated neighborhood with a 24-hour security guard on site and zero crime.

My second line of defense is a state of the art security system.

My third line of defense is my gun. A gun I have, by the way, just because I enjoy shooting, not because I'm scared of burglars. But in case someone decides to fuck with me in my house, they will be in for a rude surprise.

Get a dog to be your pet so you can love it and it can love you back. Don't get a dog because you want to be it's employer and have it work for you for fucks sake.

Mizake said:

I just said chicks dig the bulldog, not that I used the bulldog to get chicks. What kind of loser would even think of that? Besides you and a 100 lb wizardhawk?

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The fuck you bringing me up for?

Mizake said:

My first line of defense is living in a multi-million dollar gated neighborhood with a 24-hour security guard on site and zero crime.

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Oh, I didn't realize you were Screamfeeder posting on an alt account. Faggot.

Edit: On second thought, it might be a bit mean to Scream if I lump him in with you.