Poop smell through toilet paper

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Does anyone else get this... you're wiping, and while your fingers do not go through the toilet paper, you can still smell poop on your fingers?
 
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Brodhi

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Falxy-US said:
Does anyone else get this... you're wiping, and while your fingers do not go through the toilet paper, you can still smell poop on your fingers?
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Aren't you some sort of medical professional?
 
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Is there a mustardy discharge from your front hole as well?
 
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Falxy-US said:
Does anyone else get this... you're wiping, and while your fingers do not go through the toilet paper, you can still smell poop on your fingers?
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I was recently telling my kid of this junior high classmate I had named Blaine who was notorious for scratching his ass crack through his pants and sniffing his fingers. He thought it was hilarious.

Blaine, is that you? I never thought you were smart enough to mow lawns let alone become a doctor.
 
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Brodhi said:
Aren't you some sort of medical professional?
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Trust medical professionals guys. You're not a doctor, so you don't know what you're talking about.

Man, this is now the best thread on the boards.
 
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Poop aerosols pass through your paper. Try wearing a glove.
 
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iannis

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I solve this problem by not wiping.

It's gross until that outer crust forms. You just have to be willing to waddle through that part.

No shitfingers.
 
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Falxy-US said:
Does anyone else get this... you're wiping, and while your fingers do not go through the toilet paper, you can still smell poop on your fingers?
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Ya man, try licking your fingers too. Taste goes right through I've noticed!
 
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Falxy-US said:
lmao, can you imagine? Do you think farticles are actually getting through the toilet paper onto the finger? or just the odor??
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Odor. Lick your fingers, there's no particles there. 100% sanitary
 
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