Poop smell through toilet paper

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Does anyone else get this... you're wiping, and while your fingers do not go through the toilet paper, you can still smell poop on your fingers?
 
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Brodhi

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Does anyone else get this... you're wiping, and while your fingers do not go through the toilet paper, you can still smell poop on your fingers?

Aren't you some sort of medical professional?
 
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pysek

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Is there a mustardy discharge from your front hole as well?
 
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Slaanesh69

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Does anyone else get this... you're wiping, and while your fingers do not go through the toilet paper, you can still smell poop on your fingers?

I was recently telling my kid of this junior high classmate I had named Blaine who was notorious for scratching his ass crack through his pants and sniffing his fingers. He thought it was hilarious.

Blaine, is that you? I never thought you were smart enough to mow lawns let alone become a doctor.
 
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Cutlery

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Aren't you some sort of medical professional?

Trust medical professionals guys. You're not a doctor, so you don't know what you're talking about.

Man, this is now the best thread on the boards.
 

Lanx

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jfc, bidet prices have normalized now, go install a cheap one for 20bucks
 

Izo

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Poop aerosols pass through your paper. Try wearing a glove.
 
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iannis

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I solve this problem by not wiping.

It's gross until that outer crust forms. You just have to be willing to waddle through that part.

No shitfingers.
 
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Does anyone else get this... you're wiping, and while your fingers do not go through the toilet paper, you can still smell poop on your fingers?
Ya man, try licking your fingers too. Taste goes right through I've noticed!
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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lmao, can you imagine? Do you think farticles are actually getting through the toilet paper onto the finger? or just the odor??
Odor. Lick your fingers, there's no particles there. 100% sanitary
 
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