Prelude to Axanar (2014)

Chukzombi · Apr 1, 2014

he wouldnt want to. kirk's backlog of bitches and hoes keep him too busy.

Chanur · Apr 1, 2014

Not when Picard is nailing them all.

Leadsalad · Apr 1, 2014

Picard also doesn't appear to age anymore. Look at Kirk though... I admit Shatner's wife was young when they got married but Stewart's is younger.

Kedwyn · Apr 1, 2014

Kirk's dick fell off long ago.

Kreugen · Apr 2, 2014

Leadsalad_sl said:
Picard also doesn't appear to age anymore. Look at Kirk though... I admit Shatner's wife was young when they got married but Stewart's is younger.

Kirk looks pretty good for 83 I think.

etchazz · Apr 2, 2014

Arakkis_sl said:
Looks like we have some cranky pedophiles here.

what's the best part about having sex with twenty seven year olds? there's twenty of them!

Chukzombi · Apr 2, 2014

Chanur_sl said:
Not when Picard is nailing them all.

spock has a better sex life than picard. i like patrick stewart, but he never will be able to match hoe for hoe with shatner.

Paranoia · Apr 2, 2014

taebin_sl said:
What the shit? First I'm hearing about this. Freaking awesome.

same i hope for its major success.

Lithose · Apr 2, 2014

Maester Chuk_sl said:
i like patrick stewart, but he never will be able to match hoe for hoe with shatner.

That's SIR Patrick Stewart,peasent.

etchazz · Apr 2, 2014

Maester Chuk_sl said:
spock has a better sex life than picard. i like patrick stewart, but he never will be able to match hoe for hoe with shatner.

picard blew it when he didn't fuck famke janssen in the episode "the perfect mate." had he tapped that ass, he'd be ahead of anyone kirk ever fucked.

TomServo · Apr 2, 2014

Sisko is the real action captain. Picard takes it for thoughtful and being a smooth mother fucker. Kirk is just a date rapist frat boy with a starship.

spronk · Apr 2, 2014

kirk

vs picard

Chris · Apr 2, 2014

Has he fucked Gandalf though? I'm starting to think yes.

Wingz · Jul 31, 2014

Reviving this thread: New kickstarter for the whole thing.

Star Trek: Axanar by Axanar Productions Kickstarter

20 min movie is the second down on the above link!

Skylancer81 · Jul 31, 2014

Damn they did a great job with Prelude to Axanar. All those stars from TNG, DS9, and Enterprise helped make it be more connected to all the TV series.

Seeing Klingons from the DS9 playing humans in this is kinda cool.

Cannot wait to see the full movie about Axanar now. They got my money.

opiate82 · Jul 31, 2014

Looks really really good. Got my money as well.

Tarrant · Jul 31, 2014

Damn, Prelude turned out really well.

opiate82 · Jul 31, 2014

If there are a bunch of us planning on contributing we should see if we could combine funding to get up to $5,000 so we can name a ship. The USS Rerolled.

Tarrant · Jul 31, 2014

opiate82_sl said:
If there are a bunch of us planning on contributing we should see if we could combine funding to get up to $5,000 so we can name a ship. The USS Rerolled.

haha that would be pretty great and while I'm game I dont think there are near enough of us to hit that mark.

Whidon · Jul 31, 2014

I already donated.

I don't really sperg about Star trek beyond having watched all the TNG and later shows but this looks cool.

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