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Phazael

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I can't imagine there is a lot of peer reviewing going on in that line of work....
 

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USA Adult Classified Advertiser: Reviews

Monday was difficult. It seems the full moon created crazy where most people were only a little nuts. After a long and difficult day, however, I was finally able to tear away and go see a provider. I sent messages to two others, but got no responses. Tori, however, answered her own phone. When I asked to meet her, she had no problem, and she gave great directions to her incall. Within an hour I arrived at a safe, clean incall location. It was about as inconspicuous as I have ever visited, and I felt absolutely fine about having a safe visit from the first moment.

The room was clean and well-kept. The ladies were both beautiful, clean, and well-maintained. I asked for an hour, and after some small talk they began an amazing full-body, four-hand massage. They were both excellent! After the massage, they washed off the lotion with clean, warm washcloths, and we commenced the FS portion of our visit. Sam was especially frisky, and we made out while Tori provided some top-quality BBBJ service. Tori could have made me finish early, but I was determined to make this duo session last the full hour. These women were just too beautiful to miss that opportunity.

Without giving a play-by-play commentary, I was impressed with the skills and attitude of both ladies. I have to admit that I felt a better chemistry with Sam, and I think both of them recognized that, too. However, Tori was exceptional, and I would not hesitate to see her again as a solo.

HER NAME: TriStateTori and Sam.

General area of town: 275 Beltway east.

How might one find her:http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...e-Monday-.html.

Did she look like her pictures? Yes (the pictures aren't very large, so its kind of hard to tell).

Boobs: Tori's are baseball-sized implants with wonderfully-perky nipples. Sam's are a bit larger and all-natural. Both are fantastic.

General body type: Tori is a spinner. Sam is a little fluffier, but if you've read my reviews you know that she's EXACTLY what I want in a woman. Not even close to a bbw (except the beautiful part).

What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? Very Easy.

Was she on time? Yes.

How did you set it up? Texting 40 times? Or what? I called on the phone to schedule, and called from the parking lot to get a green light and room number. That's it.

REFERENCES NEEDED (or not). Never asked for any.

Incall? Outcall? Car date? Or what? Incall at clean, safe establishment.

Safety of incall and safeness of neighborhood. (These are definitely different.). Safe and secure. Neighborhood was fine.

Was the incall clean? Yes. Very.

Did you "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Nope. On clean sheets.

Cleanliness of girl: (describe). Both were impeccably clean.

Smoking smell: None whatsoever. I would be very surprised if either of them smoke.

Attitude: Warm and friendly. Truly a GFE.

Skill: 9.

Performance: 9.

Comfortability level: 9.

Chemistry: 9.

Personality: 9.

MENU: BBBJ, CFS, CG, GFE, DATY, lfk, dfk.

Is she a kisser? Both were.

Her finishing move today? Today the finishing move was missionary while having my balls tantalized by a second lady. A WONDERFUL experience!

Did she provide clean up after the pop? Yes. Warm, clean washcloth.

What was her specialty? Tori seems to go toward BBBJ. Sam is a great kisser, and was lots of fun making out.

Overall pros: (reasons a monger might want to see her). Safe. Clean. Skilled. Safe. Clean.

Overall cons: (reasons a monger might not want to see her). Can't think of any right now.

Cost: $$. 5 for FS duo for an hour.

Overall value: Great value.

Would you repeat or recommend? And why? I will repeat. I highly recommend.
 

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TriStateTori_sl said:
I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".

The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.

The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.

I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.

I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?

Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.

Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.

On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.

I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.

What would you do?
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Gavinmad

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Bare Back Blow Job, Covered Full Service, Cow Girl, Girl Friend Experience, Dining At The Y, Light French Kiss, Deep French Kiss
 

Lithose

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Oh shit, look who else is on thatsite, Bisi.

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I have a feeling this vein will yield rich rewards. +nets to anyone that can find evidence of a Sam and Tori meeting.
 

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What does these even mean?

Someone page J49 stat
Someone posted a translation page in the ugly whores thread, but I just googled "backpage abbreviations". And am now probably on yet another watch list.

Bare Back Blow Job (no condom)
Covered Full Service (condom fucking)
Covered Greek is my guess for this one, although she says no Greek in her ad, maybe Sam does it (oh yeah, Greek means buttsecks)
Girl-friend Experience (kissing and...dunno, other non-fucking stuff?)
Dine at the Y (pussy eating)
Light French-Kissing
Deep French-Kissing

EDIT: Too slow it seems, so many posts all at once! Not sure about the CG though, Cowgirl fits, but I wouldn't think they would list every position she does. Someone will have to ask!
 

Adebisi

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When I read "Dining at the Y" I thought it meant some kind of dinner at the YMCA. Which sounds depressing.

Anyways, I fapped.
 

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Could have sworn he was a southern California slumlord, but my memory isn't great and he easily could have moved. Or "Sam the Man" is just a common nickname.
Yeah, my memory is saying Cali as well. Sam the Man seems common enough. I'm not sure that site is just Ohio either. I haven't clicked it as I'm at work.
 

Gavinmad

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My real question is, aside from the schadenfreude, does anyone really care? I mean I imagine most people on this forum don't consider there to be anything ethically wrong with prostitution, so it's just people wallowing in how far they perceive her to have fallen.

Which is pretty far.
 
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