Szlia
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Beat Faxanadu. This game is rough. The least satisfying thing about the game I would say is that everything reset once you leave a screen. So if you beat the boss of a dungeon, a reward spawns, you leave the screen, come back, the boss is there again. This gap between the story that the game is trying to tell and what is actually happening in the game is very lame. The most satisfying thing though is that equipment upgrades are visible and you get significantly stronger. Running around in the final armor with the final sword felt pretty badass. I also kinda like the ending.
After that I played and beat the first Castlevania. I am not sure if I became a god gamer or if I sucked when I was a teenager, but I beat the game in less than 2 hours, while I never could finish it back then. I know the game better now than I did then by virtue of seeing speedruns of it, but the only speedrun strat I kinda used was killing death with holy water. Much of the time was spent on the Dracula fight and on the Death level (losing time trying to kill it with the cross after stupidly losing the holy water multiple times - there is no holy water between the last check point and the boss so you basically have one holy water kill attempt per continue). Anyway, still a pretty cool game with neat music.
EDIT: Oddly, this is also a game with no credits. Riffing on the 'B horror movie' theme that is there right from the start with the fake film stock perforations, the credits are the imaginary cast of the 'movie' that is just a long list of bad puns that alter the names of a number of famous actors (Christopher Bee as Dracula, etc). Not a line for the actual game creators though!
When you start the game you get a little intro with the character walking toward a city under a dying giant tree and then you start naked and almost dead. When you beat the last boss, you are warped to the king of the first city, that does a little speech about how peace is now possible thanks to you, the curse of the land is lifted yadda yadda and how restless you are. Next screen is the reversal of the intro: the character walks away from the city, vegetation is now lush. And then bam! Back to the title screen! No credit, no The End, no nothing. Hero arrived, hero did his job, hero left. Bam! That elf is one cold mofo.
After that I played and beat the first Castlevania. I am not sure if I became a god gamer or if I sucked when I was a teenager, but I beat the game in less than 2 hours, while I never could finish it back then. I know the game better now than I did then by virtue of seeing speedruns of it, but the only speedrun strat I kinda used was killing death with holy water. Much of the time was spent on the Dracula fight and on the Death level (losing time trying to kill it with the cross after stupidly losing the holy water multiple times - there is no holy water between the last check point and the boss so you basically have one holy water kill attempt per continue). Anyway, still a pretty cool game with neat music.
EDIT: Oddly, this is also a game with no credits. Riffing on the 'B horror movie' theme that is there right from the start with the fake film stock perforations, the credits are the imaginary cast of the 'movie' that is just a long list of bad puns that alter the names of a number of famous actors (Christopher Bee as Dracula, etc). Not a line for the actual game creators though!
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