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IsChris pretending to be a chocolate expert now?
He's just an idiot who has to talk about his faggy country being inferior to the US in every post or some weeb shit
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He's just an idiot who has to talk about his faggy country being inferior to the US in every post or some weeb shit
Chukzombi
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the Simpsons told me that Germany is the Land of Chocolate, so i just assume the good stuff comes from there.
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Gutterflesh
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They eat baked beans for breakfast.
I still haven’t gotten over that first experience.
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Fish and Chips, Bangers and Mash, Shepard's pie. All great dishes so no it's far from the worst, you know whats the worst?
Mosquito burgers and cockroach milk.
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Fish and chips are basic as fuck fried food, bangers are inferior to pretty much every other sausage on earth, and shephards pie isn't really any better than your chicken pot pies and really any meat pot pie. Your list is basically just some ok/decent options and nothing spectacular. You cross the channel and France has some excellent cuisine, as does spain, or italy, or germany... sorry but not sorry, British food is trash tier and the only things worse are the shit you say that are basically only eaten in the literal worst places on earth like east african hellscapes. Congrats I guess on beating the likes of South Sudan?
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Chris
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You clearly had the low quality sausages, we have the best ones here but you can buy shit ones too.
It's like saying that chicken nuggets are bad after eating cheap mechanically reclaimed meat, when ones made of proper cuts of chicken exist.
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Chukzombi
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i never had Shephard's Pie, i thought it was really a pot pie, but it looks like it also has mashed potatoes in it. maybe its different.
ive mostly had italian sausage for most of my life. the hot ones are great, but they make you pay the next day. so i stick with the mild version and mix in some onions and peppers with fried potatoes on a sub roll. its amazing.
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What makes your sausages good? You'd have to argue that they're better than a nice kielbasa or some cheese stuffed whatever from bavaria or the spicy italian ones or here by me they put onions and chili peppers in and they're amazing. Nah man, bangers are near the bottom of the sausage totem pole, above the likes of a shit hot dog and below almost anything else.
British culture and history has plenty going for it but food is definitely not your thing.
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Chukzombi
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ever have chorizo? that shit is also good. i make it with my omelet. break it up and spread the pieces in the middle. then add sharp cheddar and let it all melt together.
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It's a universal fact that Cadbury is better than Hershey. My understanding is that Cadbury is actual milk chocolate vs some powdered, artificial shit
Incoming "but butter knives!"
British people do not want a trade deal with American. This is because UK will be forced to accept chickens that swim in chlorine instead of water before being canned. Cows that are dosed with more steroids than a gymshark fitness influencer and cannot support their own body weight (like your average wal mart shopper), spinal columns served in buns, turkeys that are fed twinkies so that they float better, and eggs that are hand painted white.
Yes, laugh at British food more you big brains
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Hershey is pretty bad on its own. I figured it was for cooking/baking or melting/mixing, not shoving into your guzzle. I'm not a huge candy person though. Cadbury on its own as some kind of snack, sure, way better. I personally would take some 90% dark Swiss stuff over either.
But regardless, tradition british food is crap. It just is. I don't trust a brit when it comes to food just like I wouldn't trust some anime nerd talking about hot women or an eq raid leader to give fitness advice. All the local dishes from my home area are 20 times tastier than anything in the UK that isn't from an "asian" place like turkish or indian.
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Pizza is American? ok
Reality: no Brit would argue that America doesn't have a superior range of fast foods, junk foods and candy options. Although Froot Loops were never sold in the UK due to containing too many artificial flavourings that aren't allowed in UK foods. When they were launched for UK market they had all the flavour and taste removed, lol
Traditional foods associated with America are hamburgers, hot dogs, regional BBQ - not exactly ground breaking apart from the BBQ for things like brisket, although BBQ isn't exclusive to the USA
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Hershey is pure garbage. Smells and tastes like vomit and hard as concrete. Not even good in baking. They make and distribute Cadbury in the US; same shit, different brand. They also make Reese cups...pure shit. Peanut butter has a weird taste and texture. They make Twizzlers...of which I have had a single bite of and threw away. The big brands of UK and USA are all pretty shit compared to stuff you can get in Europe.
Just about anywhere, local products beat large corporation rubbish. There's a local candy maker and they make really good, savory chocolate. Family owned, highly rated.
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