Salary Negotiation Question

LachiusTZ · Feb 22, 2018

Why is this in General and not Grown up / Business?

@Amod move this.

Noodleface · Feb 22, 2018

Who the fuck cares

Nester · Feb 22, 2018

Can I just flip the table and steal all my new bosses dice and dungeon master manuals ?

Cuz if that's an option it's happen.............again.

Sentagur · Feb 23, 2018

Do Caucasians roll the said D10 with advantage?

Furry · Feb 23, 2018

Can this be renamed the drunk ramblings thread, or perhaps the temporary lumi thread, since everyone lets their inner lumi out from time to time.

AladainAF · Feb 23, 2018

Player One said:
Okay so your current salary is $150,000 a year.

You find a job doing something that you enjoy. Maybe not a total dream job but something a little better than what you currently do.

They offer you $1X0,000 but you have to roll a D10 for the X to see what you get. If you roll a 10 you go up, not 0 so it would be $200,000.

Do you do it? Why? Why not?

I make over 200k a year, so this doesn't apply to me.

TAKE THAT, RUSSIANS

zombiewizardhawk · Feb 23, 2018

Can I get a job where my current salary is $150,000 a year? I might even suck a dick for that kind of money.

LachiusTZ · Feb 23, 2018

Noodleface said:
Who the fuck cares

You clowns get pretty autistic and nit picky about random derails and other various stupid shit. I'm a lot farther on the side of "let shit slide" than any of our mods... not my fault you lack consistency.

zombiewizardhawk · Feb 23, 2018

Calls people clowns, thinks a thread about rolling D10 and D20 to determine possible pay rates belongs in "grown up" section...

Noodleface · Feb 23, 2018

LachiusTZ said:
You clowns get pretty autistic and nit picky about random derails and other various stupid shit. I'm a lot farther on the side of "let shit slide" than any of our mods... not my fault you lack consistency.

I feel you fam but you called us in here to move it. Your actions don't reflect what you're saying

khorum · Feb 23, 2018

Noodle’s just turning around on how awesome General is versus that cucked Grownup Forum hugbox.

OU Ariakas · Feb 23, 2018

Gravel said:
Apparently people are answering this thread legitimately now.

So in my case, I currently make a little over $80k a year. I re-did my projections earlier today and I'm thinking at our current rate of savings we can retire by the end of 2021. Due to taxes and phase outs, a bump up to $150k would give me about another $30k in take home pay. And it'd knock about 9 months off our projected retirement time.

The additional income at $200k would get us closer to June 2020. So all in all, best case scenario is 2 years, 4 months of work. Staying where I am in the hypothetical is another 3 years of work. And worst case scenario is not too far off from where I am with another 3 years, 10 months.

Need a new thread in which Gravel (who I assume is not yet in his 50's) is going to tell us the why's and how's of retiring early and what projections they are using to make sure that they are not short of money when they are in their 70s and on a fixed income. This is not a snark Gravel, I would just love to know.

moonarchia · Feb 23, 2018

It's a a_skeleton_03ger thread!

yerm · Feb 23, 2018

So the question is if I would leave my position for one with the same average pay, just with variance? Fuck that fickle job hopping noise.

Noodleface · Feb 23, 2018

Imagine the type of company where a hiring manager can swing a salary difference of +/- 100k on a dice roll. Must be loved by the higher ups

chthonic-anemos · Feb 23, 2018

a company of dwarves

Titan_Atlas · Feb 23, 2018

Lightning Lord Rule said:
I thought about making a long post detailing the odds of getting all the various outcomes of a roll of a D10 die, but then I remembered I suck at dice rolling and am neverlucky with that shit.

So is it worth it for a minor bump in job/life satisfaction for a (likely for me) hit in salary? Eh, at that level of income in my area, I'd give it a 7/10

Don't forget we would have had to call you a faggot for doing geek math.

Borzak · Feb 23, 2018

Noodleface said:
Imagine the type of company where a hiring manager can swing a salary difference of +/- 100k on a dice roll. Must be loved by the higher ups

Next time you get an offer for a job you're not interested in bring it up. Bonus points if you get a pic of the persons face after you bring it up.

Lendarios · Feb 23, 2018

Im going to guess that at 150k, someone will be ok with 130k, but not 120k, so we are talking about a 20% chance of being screwed. really, with 80% chance of having an optimal result.

With those odds inmind 80-20 win, people will bet everything they have on most things.
If 80% chance to win is good for you, then roll away!!!

a_skeleton_03 · Feb 23, 2018

It just popped into my mind of how interesting the thought exercise is.

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