Scarlett Johansson Named ?Sexiest Woman Alive? for the second time!

troll, just admit you like dicks and be done with it. we are a pretty open minded forum here

Adebisi_sl said:

Cheryl Tunt is my kinda lady

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Seconded.

Trollface_sl said:

out of all celebrities and fashion models that i've profiled and categorized, Mary Elizabeth Winstead far outweighs Scarlett in all style, beauty and charm.

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Dude, that chick is cute in a girl next door kind of way, but no way she rates anywhere near SJ.

I think I'd rank Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis above ScarJo.

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Yeah, one thing that occurred to me is that it says "sexy", so it's not just about physical attractiveness necessarily, personality and the like can come in to play. And in that case, Portman and Kunis definitely jump up quite a bit, although SJ seems like a cool chick as well.

Sebudai_sl said:

I think I'd rank Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis above ScarJo.

Exhibit A:

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She pregnant or something? Where did dem titties come from.

Fadaar_sl said:

She pregnant or something? Where did dem titties come from.

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Half of her push up bra is socks.

Charlies enormous mouth, well it's all right.
The girl has a very large mouth, but it's all right.
She puts stuff all around the hole
Where she puts the food in!
They call it a mouth. They call it a mouth. They call it a mouth.

I'd take Keira Knightley over all of them, but I have a thing for skinny british chicks:









Yeah, I know, small titties, idc.

Keira Knightley is just the poor man's NatPo. Similar yet not as good looking, not as intelligent, not as talented, and not as funny.

Also I'm pretty sure you could cut yourself on her jaw.

Sebudai_sl said:

Keira Knightley is just the poor man's NatPo. Similar yet not as good looking, not as intelligent, not as talented, and not as funny.

Also I'm pretty sure you could cut yourself on her jaw.

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Wat. Portman can't hold a candle to Knightley's acting chops.

Silence_sl said:

Wat. Portman can't hold a candle to Knightley's acting chops.

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Pffff. The Professional, Heat, Mars Attacks!, Cold Mountain, Garden State, V for Vendetta, Hesher, Black Swan.

Sebudai_sl said:

Pffff. The Professional, Heat, Mars Attacks!, Cold Mountain, Garden State, V for Vendetta, Hesher, Black Swan.

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The only thing Portman knows how to do is that creepy cry face of hers.Natalie Portman Cries A Lot (Mashup) - YouTube