This morning I'm here to share some actually important science
Dark roast isn't stronger and coffee doesn't dehydrate you.
www.popsci.com
Most of these arent really widely believed, but the dehydration myth is.
I enjoy that they debunked it with both an experiment and with the obvious statement that should have immediately shut down this objection the first time it was raised
I'm sharing this for the benefit of the poor misguided souls lugging around a freaking gallon bottle of water and chugging it all day. Just have a coffee. (Theres no health benefits to pissing 800 times a day anyway)