SGDQ Trannyfest 2019

What the fuck is a dilation station

Something that does not exist.

It's for routine front hole maintenance. Those things need more work than a '72 Jaguar.

I’m dead tired from moving this weekend. I was going to make some kind of analogy or joke about jaguar engines blowing out the back of the car more than trannies brains hitting the bathroom ceiling but I am too tired to refine the premise beyond this explanation.

More jaguars last 10 years than people do after transitioning. There are more jaguars produced in the 70s on the road today than trannies born between 70 and 80. Something something dark side.

I dunno. Someone turn this into gold.

Falstaff said:

dilation station

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Were that I had talent I think "Dilation Station" to the tune of "Conjunction Junction" could be pretty fucking funny.


Probably get demonitized though.

Mist said:

At least that chick was hot and probably didn't have a penis at any point in her life. But who the fuck knows these days.

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Someone make me an old fashioned meme

Does she or doesn’t she?
Only her surgeon knows for sure!

Why did I google dilation station.....

Why did you all let me do this thing?

Dilation station? Sign me up.

I really enjoy these events but they have a gender neutral mascot now. I can’t even anymore.

I don't get speedruns.

iannis said:

I don't get speedruns.

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But your wife sure does,

Wakka wakka!

In and out in under five minutes, that's my full service gaurantee.

She doesn't even have to pull her pants down. I can work around that.