Show Me Your Keychain

Eh, never been a knife guy. I concealed carry most of the time anyway.

I've tried that smart key thing Wombat mentioned and it was neat, but didn't hold up well for me. I'm using this right now, and it's pretty good for getting keys on/off quickly (nice for when you valet park): https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AQ664H6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Zapatta said:

This, the mantra "wallet, keys, phone" should be a staple of anyone.

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That's my mantra. I added babies to it a while back too. Never loose shit.

Joeboo said:

Every beer in my home is in a bottle that requires an opener. And its easier to find my keys than it is a bottle opener in the goddamn kitchen utensil drawer of doom.

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Horseshit. Horse. Shit. I need names and pics of these "beers" so I can go get one and make a video of me opening it with my pinky toe.

I have 3 keys on my keychain and the fob that opens the buildings garage and let's us up to our floor. I am constantly losing it in the trench that is my diaper bag. I'm not sure why I can't find a designated pocket for it...it even has a clip on one side I just straight up don't use. I think I'm just not very smart.



Tyen keeps his two keys in the pocket of his wallet (meant for change) and his fob (shape of a credit card) in a credit card slot. I would show pics but I don't want Citten opening my front door. Here's the wallet though, I think it's a brilliant idea.



I don't understand why people put tons of keys on their key chains. If you're going to a place with vallet (come on, how often do you do that?) bring your vallet key. I say keep all keys in a designated place in your house and when you need one of the randos, go get it.

Zapatta said:

The next question is how many of you carry a pocket knife? If you don't WTF? Were you raised by a single mom?

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Boom. Get two birds stoned at once.

Wallet in front pocket? That's as fucking weird as wiping while standing up.

Phone left pocket, knife and keys in right, wallet back left. How the hell do some of you go around with that many keys?!

Adebisi said:

Who even smokes anymore?

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Jelly of wherever you live.

Fucking everyone here.

ZyyzYzzy said:

Hispters. Still worse than Nazis

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A new form of Nazis. A type that pretends they enjoy eating gross food like quinoa and vegetables...and turn their nose up at you when you're in the mood for some McNuggets. Ride their bike in the middle of the fucking road and then complain how vulnerable bikers are. Go through your trash to remove recyclables. ...then smoke cancer sticks all over town and don't bring up the fact that the cigarette butt will end up in a fishes stomach one day.

God. They're always experts at things they learned about 20 min ago too. Don't get me started.

Oh they smell like shit. Wash your damn clothes and take a fucking shower! And buy some new shoes every once in a while!

Lanx said:

That's not their clothes that smell, it's their diet

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I can often tell their clothes haven't been washed in ages. You know how you wear a cotton shirt and it kind of wears a little, then you wash and dry it and it's back to normal? Theirs are like hella worn.

Or when you wear jeans for a couple days and they stretch out a bit and get a little wrinkled behind the knees? Theirs are like all greasy and saggy and wrinkled.

trex said:

A type that pretends they enjoy eating gross food like quinoa and vegetables...and turn their nose up at you when you're in the mood for some McNuggets.

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Seriously hate it when people wont admit to their guilty pleasures. Fuck that, everybody wants McDonalds or Taco Bell or Carls Jr sometimes. "Not me, it just makes me sick thinking about those little chickens in their cages. Havent you seen this documentary!?"

/stab

People who claim to never want fast food are right up there with people who claim to never masturbate.