Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

Caeden

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I think theater merch is up there with Funko pops. If you’re over 12 and interested, you haven’t been in a pussy since you were born.
 
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Downhammer

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Hilarious about the 44 minute TV split.
That was probably originally put in to account for marvel/disney kids programming. Marvel owns/creates the animated Spidey and his amazing friends shows that get a lot of airtime on Disney Jr as well as other kids animations that include Sony owned characters.
 

BoozeCube

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So far I have enjoyed most of the Spiderman movies, but from the trailer I see these log jamming Hollywood faggot parasite buttfuckers are suffering from the same retardation they eventually do with all of these Superhero movies and that is overload them with too many fucking villains and plots.

1 Movie 1 Villain that's really all you need to fucking do. Christopher Nolan Batmans pretty much focused on one at a time. Yes the first one had Scarecrow which they should have dropped but it was mainly

Ra's al ghul who did absolutely nothing wrong and Batman being butthurt and faggot about it.
2 Was Joker v Batman
and 3 was pretty much Bane v Batman yeah they threw Talia in there but it was stupid and worthless to the movie

This movie these retards are throwing in so far

Tarantula
The Hand
Boomerang
Scorpion
Tombstone

and then some sort of mystery meat faggot

and we know they are throwing in Hulk and Punisher too so expect 3 or 4 more surprise cameos which cameos are fine but overall this will suffer from Fast and Furious levels of dipshittery by shoving whatever they think they can fit in the 90 or so minute runtime.
 

Cybsled

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His ass better be in a 78 degree building!

I got a laugh out of how he responded by saying that was the recommendation on federal government websites and after he said that, those site pages got wiped.
 
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