Star Trek: Discovery

they discovered the federations one weakness, it cannot attack minorities according to the Prime Justice Directive

I'm not even going to dunk on this show anymore.

We got a whole bunch of ballplayers already lined up. Take it to the hole on premiere boys, I won't be subscribing.

It looks like the entire trailer was made from a single, maybe extra-long pilot episode. They showed fragments of the same like 4 scenes over and over again. That's not lending me much hope. I couldn't care less about cast diversity or anything like that, I just want some good Star Trek, and that didn't look like it.

Regarding the Klingon question, I'm pulling this out of my butt a bit but I believe this is supposed to be before TOS Klingons which I believe are canonically not representative of Klingons' appearance for most of the Empire's existence. So this is pre-whatever-the-fuck-crazy-experiment they made up to explain the visual difference.

Kiroy said:

lulz


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How do you spend Westworld and Game of Thrones money, and still come up with straight ass.

These CGI effects studios are making a KILLING off these guys. I doubt Captain Ho Chink Minh is costing them anything. 10 million in knock-off big theater CGI per episode ya'll.

All special effects, no actual Star Trek-- JJ Abrams a producer credit? Anyone want to bet. Tell me now.

'Star Trek: Discovery' Trailer Proves That TV Is the Best Final Frontier of All

lol

Tarrant said:

After CBS and Paramount went full retard on Axxanar I already promised to not invest in any new trek through paid avenues.

So I'll watch this, but I'll pirate the shit out of it. Fuck them.

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I'm going to pirate the shit out of this then not watch it

Kiroy said:

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ROFL

Holy shit that's bad

This is like the worst parts of Enterprise mashed together with JJ Abrams and sprinkled with SJW horseshit

Araysar said:

if you pirate it then they will just make more of it. @Screamfeeder told me so.

so dont do it. this needs to die in its crib

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Fine, fine, I'll forge records of massive piracy then after they greenlight season 2, I'll release records showing it was all faked

So they are claiming that this will be a more serious take on Trek, with more conflict amongst the crew and more multi-episode storylines. Will be interesting to see if it pans out. Like a lot of the cast.

This vs Orville will be interesting to see. Hopefully at least one of them is good.

khalid said:

So they are claiming that this will be a more serious take on Trek, with more conflict amongst the crew and more multi-episode storylines. Will be interesting to see if it pans out. Like a lot of the cast.

This vs Orville will be interesting to see. Hopefully at least one of them is good.

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Well I can guarantee you which one it won't be

Araysar said:

Lantern-jawed cis-het white men have been rightly cleared off the bridge in favor of a team that more accurately reflects the galaxy (and Gene Roddenberry's vision).


LMAO

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I mean fucking A....Digging up Rododenberry's corpse and lubing up its ass with his fingers. This must be the y2k paradigm shift we've been waiting for. 2017 is here.

That journalist has to be aware of what he is doing. Wired.com used to be an "OK" source for nerd news too with a few faithful nerd writers on staff too.

If there aren't half naked people rubbing each other down in the decontamination chamber within 3 episodes it shoulden't even get 2 seasons.