Hatorade
A nice asshole.
I had this reoccurring dream I haven't thought about in years. I would be in a perfectly clear bubble but sound like a submarine, it would start off near shore and I would roll into the ocean and it was the majestic coral reef and all the colorful fish right out of those TV shows. I would go a little deeper and further out and I would see larger creatures like whales but with added spots of color here and there. Then I would go even deeper and be surrounded in darkness only able to sea the alien like fish that glowed in the dark, deeper still the fish were dinosaur sized behemoths moving in herds all around me. Then it would turn nightmarish became hard to breath and the things that glowed were also terrifying to look at. I would continue to sink the stuff of nightmares became larger than city buildings and I would wake up and realize I was holding my breath until my chest hurt.
That is exactly what if feels like to play Subnautica, and if it wasn't for the nearly crippling fear of the deep ocean I would love to continue to play it. I made it to the first beacon/lifeboat about 300M down it was surrounded by massive lumbering behemoths moving in herds, with my heart pounding I manned up and swam below them made it to the life boat, got what I needed from inside, turned to leave and a fucking roach the size of a shark with shark teeth was a few feet away about to bite me. I jumped so bad my knees hit my desk the mouse went flying and I nopped the fuck out.
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