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Hoss

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Did Tyen show us his bank account number? I can't be assed to check if that's an account number across the top of that printout, but it kinda looks like one.
 
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GuardianX

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Nah, our circumstances are a bit different. We have an autistic child who has sensory / behavioural issues. It's a different kind of battle in my case (and it's constantly a battle) and I wasn't attempting to project. You do make a good point.

I feel a bit bad now that this has been merged into the thread of awesome, so let's stop here and get back to the funny stuff.

As an older brother that has watched Jurassic Park hundreds of times in a year and played through "Curse of Monkey Island" just as many times (repetition, key asset for autism). I feel you man. I know every case is different but sometimes you get lucky and your kid can at least live on their own. My bother is largely independent, has a small time job that keeps him working in the community and does things that he loves to do.

As for the thread, meh it stopped being really interesting when the new boyfriend parachuted in and then the primary and secondary both failed to open. So at this point, who gives a fuck if we derail it.
 
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The truly amazing thing is that he's so much of an attention whore that he's either oblivious to or just plain doesn't care that his behavior makes him look as bad as or even worse than his wife.

We got it the first 30 times you posted this queer bag.

Get some new material or beat it. You arent the hero of this story.
 
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Gavinmad

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We got it the first 30 times you posted this queer bag.

Get some new material or beat it. You arent the hero of this story.

It's truly shocking how much of an attention whore Tyen is, doesn't realize that he looks just as bad as his wife.
 
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SeanDoe1z1

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Really mother fucker?

Come on. Kid has fucking marks on his thighs kness and ankles, not just the shins.

In what fucking universe is this 'lol 19 flights of stairs'?

Abuse or neglect makes no difference at this point, you're both pieces of shit.

Random.

Son is 5. Looked at his legs, with tons of park play/backyard/rough housing. Most bruises are near his knee, almost nothing below. This kid looks like 2-3. No opinion on the staircase story.

No I won't post any pictures because I'm not a fucking psycopath unlike some people here.
 
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Soygen

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When my kid is older, I'm going to show her this thread if she ever lips off about my parenting.
 
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AngryGerbil

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So Brad Pitt from True Romance has your kids...

Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif
 
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Everyone's cracking on the app, but I wish we'd had something like that when my kids were younger. It's hard to find people, especially people with a verifiable track record.
Random "babysitters" on the internet are verifiable?

What ever happened to your friends and neighbors' teenage daughters? People you actually know? I am an anti social mother fucker and we have no problem finding babysitters when we need one. I dont understand how people can be in an age/stage of life where they have kids in need of a babysitter, but dont have any connections for a RL babysitter and have to turn to streetwalkerbabysitters.com.
 
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Chancellor Alkorin

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When my kid is older, I'm going to show her this thread if she ever lips off about my parenting.
When my kids are old enough to touch anything resembling a browser, the first thing I'm going to do is filter the everliving shit out of anything connected to FoH. I don't even want them to see the fallout from this place, let alone this thread.
 
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Axlrose

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It got him laid.
I am still catching up with this train wreck of a thread and perhaps this was noted, but if TIMFB is the new jocker asked by our token Russian Intelligence officer about why he kissed a guy in Vegas, if TIMFB was legitimate, then why would he answer "It got him laid." instead of "It got me laid."? Another person talking in third person?

"So Axl, why aren't you sleeping since you have work tonight? He seems distracted by this thread at the moment. along with talking about himself in the third person."
 
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TJT

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When my kids are old enough to touch anything resembling a browser, the first thing I'm going to do is filter the everliving shit out of anything connected to FoH. I don't even want them to see the fallout from this place, let alone this thread.

This story writes itself:

In the Alkorin house only a single site is banned from access in this digital age. Porn and any other degeneracy Alkorin Senior never cared about any of us kids looking at. But for some reason a single obscure URL was forever blocked. Secured under the tightest internet filtering protocols across any device in the house. But today I turned 18 and I am going to University. It is time to see how deep this rabbit hole goes. What was my father hiding from us? Why did he keep it so secret? What will I find?
 
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Ritley

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This story writes itself:

In the Alkorin house only a single site is banned from access in this digital age. Porn and any other degeneracy Alkorin Senior never cared about any of us kids looking at. But for some reason a single obscure URL was forever blocked. Secured under the tightest internet filtering protocols across any device in the house. But today I turned 18 and I am going to University. It is time to see how deep this rabbit hole goes. What was my father hiding from us? Why did he keep it so secret? What will I find?
You forgot: why does he fantasize about murdering us?
 
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TJT

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You forgot: why does he fantasize about murdering us?

Alkorin Junior hasn't gotten to that part yet dude. That is the first part. This will be a wild spiral into madness where in the end Son Kills Father.
 
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Chancellor Alkorin

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Make it a multi-part release so I can watch the first part, yeah?
 
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TJT

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Seriously just think about it. Sheltered Alkorin Junior journies through our storied history. He was a good kid. But traps, racism, nationalism, dank memes, the most vile of insults, degenerate scum like J49 and Tyen, and his fathers long suppressed desires to kill him.

Alkorin will be knocked from the pedestal he was put so highly upon by Junior. His exposure to the underbelly of society will warp this once promising lad onto a dark road of despair. He will kill his father once he learns who he truly is. Screamfeeder Screamfeeder we might need to greenlight this!
 
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BrutulTM

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The irony being that people who are this self-aware would typically make good parents.


Everyone's cracking on the app, but I wish we'd had something like that when my kids were younger. It's hard to find people, especially people with a verifiable track record.

This is why all families should go to church, even if you're not religious. It's a great place to meet families with young kids who wouldn't mind an extra now and then or families with teenage daughters where you know their parents and thus can predict how responsible they will be.
 
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Chancellor Alkorin

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Seriously just think about it. Sheltered Alkorin Junior journies through our storied history. He was a good kid. But traps, racism, nationalism, dank memes, the most vile of insults, degenerate scum like J49 and Tyen, and his fathers long suppressed desires to kill him.

Alkorin will be knocked from the pedestal he was put so highly upon by Junior. His exposure to the underbelly of society will warp this once promising lad onto a dark road of despair. He will kill his father once he learns who he truly is. Screamfeeder Screamfeeder we might need to greenlight this!
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