Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

trex said:

Yeah. We giggle.

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But you still consider him your best lay. You must be giggling a little harder.

pharmakos said:

I mean, you're not working or watching your kids, how do you not have the time?

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Started my job. AA meetings. Hitting f5. The usual.

Zara. Sup etoilet/ravvenn. The fuck? Us women have to stick together

Can we please get team murder-suicide as a third option?

That's really the only way the kids win here

tyen said:

Wings & Waves Waterpark - Google Search

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Good one.

No cure for alcoholism. No cure for autism.

Anyone understand this post?

trex said:

Anyone understand this post?

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Look, you retarded diseased whore. This thread is over unless you want to bring in your abusive father or post some saggy tit pics.

But, I'm going to do you a favor. Your life sucks, and I'm going to tell you how to salvage what's left.

Step 1. Divorce Tyen and give him full custody of your spawn.

Your Sexual Market Value is divided by the number of children you have + one. You were a natural seven ten years ago, you're aging into a six as you read this. Divide six by three and you have a sexual market value of two.

That's why you're dating a guy who doesn't mind looking at Tyen's diseased cock and who (SPOILER) will abandon you when the last of your beauty is gone by your early thirty's.

As dumb as you are, you intuitively know this. It's why you've been trying to kill your kids for years.

Finish the divorce, give Tyen your kids. It's time to move on.

Step 2. Hit the gym.

You're out of shape and frankly disgusting to look at. Salvage what you have left.

Step 3. Find Jesus.

You have a natural in as a Mormon to beta cucks willing to forgive your troubled past. This will give you your best shot to find someone better than Tyen and stupid enough to take you. Consider moving to Utah to increase your odds.

Step 4. Don't sexually abuse your next set of kids or prostitute them to drug dealers.

Step 5. ???

Step 6. Profit.

pharmakos said:

I mean, you're not working or watching your kids, how do you not have the time?

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83 pages is a lot to read when it all looks like this:

i think the donkey show is over for now boys, maybe tyen can give us an update later on, but this epic is already in the end credits scene. all we need now is a screenshot of bucky getting a wakandan backrub and then send her to valhalla.

Himeo said:

Step 3. Find Jesus.

You have a natural in as a Mormon to beta cucks willing to forgive your troubled past. This will give you your best shot to find someone better than Tyen and stupid enough to take you. Consider moving to Utah to increase your odds.

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Its difficult to find a Mormon named Jesus, most are named Japheth, Amulek, Nimrod, Nephi, and such. It all really depends on the day of the month of their endowment ceremony. Best bet is to move to Mexico.

Burns said:

Its difficult to find a Mormon named Jesus, most are named Japheth, Amulek, Nimrod, Nephi, and such. It all really depends on the day of the month of their endowment ceremony. Best bet is to move to Mexico.

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You've never been to West Valley City, Utah. She'll find a million Juans, Jesuses, and Jorges fresh from the border and looking for a green card.

Take this one out back. Maybe just the first 15 pages so it’ll be more entertaining to read for future gens

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Diplomacy requires a delicate touch.

Guy addresses his wife as "dude" and with a single word reveals more about his character than all the thousands composing all the useless, desperately attention-seeking posts he's made over all the years.