Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.
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Daezuel
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Pemulis
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Evernothing
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How big is your closet?
Let me guess. The kid's name is in 1000pt font above his bed so that when you are 10 dabs deep or trex is blackout drunk you can still remember your sons name?
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Daezuel
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Yeah the bonus of those two hell spawn is you'll probably never get a repeat sitter, way to keep the variety up!
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tyen
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Sitters love my kids, they are very sweet and kind.
Ive had numerous repeats, prolly get a more stable one if I pay 15-18/hr. Im doing at home puter shit more now so Im using it only once a week instead of 6
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tyen
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whores generally dont have facebook pages.
If i cant backtrace a chick, i dont pick them. Facebook and instagram tells you their entire life story in 10min. I could rattle of shit about a sitter that could take a week of hanging out to even get to know.
I can pinpoint exact moments in their life that were memorable.
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zombiewizardhawk
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You were 25-35 hanging out with people who had teenagers that you trusted enough to leave your kids with? Were all your friends parents at 15 or did/do you just like hanging out with people twice your age?
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Breakdown
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Fucking a right. I noticed this too but somehow it was overshadowed by my utter disgust. Great point Mr User. This should be a bigger point.
I feel like Tyen is the kind of fag bro loser that calls every good meal he eats “sick tight”
This thread has been good for my new account here, I might have the best positive to post ratio going.
I’m announcing my retirement from this thread. I cannot wait to see it at the hall of fame ceremony.
Between all the dudes and these two mongoloids inability to form a paragraph I feel sorry for the lawyers that have to settle this whole thing,
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Soygen
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tyen
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You are right. I should just take them on a few dates first to get to know them instead of just spend 10min reading and pressing "Book Sitter".
Oldbased
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Here’s How Easy It Is To Buy Fake Facebook Profiles
I posted this in politics but it applies here too.
You can get a decade old facebook accounts with friends, likes, stories interests with posts that all seem real for a few bucks complete with a verified phone number.
Instagram too.
Sure 99% sitters wouldn't go through this trouble and just be a good sitter, but someone with bad intentions would.
Always proceed with some caution.
I posted this in politics but it applies here too.
You can get a decade old facebook accounts with friends, likes, stories interests with posts that all seem real for a few bucks complete with a verified phone number.
Instagram too.
Sure 99% sitters wouldn't go through this trouble and just be a good sitter, but someone with bad intentions would.
Always proceed with some caution.
tyen
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oh, fuck dude.
You just hooked me up with some damn good info. Thx brah. Found a new like-exchange site to bot. (all these are russian sites, lol) "bosslike"
lol this one got fucked "like4u"
beepboop "vtope"
(grafs are AMazon Alexa traffic rankings. 1 being the top site on the internet.) So for example, the last site is ranked the top 30k-40k site on the internet.
All dropped around same time, I think we are uncovering russian bot networks here
Aldarion
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Just like the idea that online reviews are trustworthy, your post makes no sense. Yes, since I have had children, I have known other people with children. This is what normally happens when you have children -- you meet other parents. Some of those children are old enough to babysit.
Yes, meeting and getting to know people in real life is several orders of magnitudes more informative than stalking social fucking media to "get to know them".
I find the opposition viewpoint here to be crazy in a particularly naive and stupid way. I am shaking my head at the idea that anyone believes social media or online reviews. Honestly, this is on the same level as finding out someone believes in Astrology. A "back away slowly while nodding and smiling" kind of reaction.
You people are crazy. But theyre your kids! Go nuts.
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Chukzombi
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its no more crazy than leaving your kids in a room full of other kids and somehow the one asian granny is supposed to be able to keep track of them all. at what point is it less crazy to leave your kids with anyone you dont really know? if you believe tyen and his wife is the worst mom ever, he is better off getting some nordic amazon to watch his kids even though she has no emotional attachment to them. maybe its even better that way. eventually you gotta let your kids go to school anyway, so app based babysitting doesnt seem like a bad option at all.
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Aldarion
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Chuk, I will give you this. If the options are Tyen or Trex watching the kids, a random stranger from online is likely to be a better option.
Dont see your point at all about school. School teachers go through lots of actual, in person, real life vetting. Not just "how many thumbs up do they have online"; actual scrutiny in real life. Young students are also rarely alone with a single teacher unsupervised, and the backup resources available for a school teacher vs a random stranger in your apartment are incomparable.
I genuinely am willing to let people do nearly whatever crazy shit they want with their kids as long as its not directly harmful. I reserve the right to label stupid and crazy parenting strategies as stupid and crazy anyway. This is me pointing and laughing in disbelief, not trying to convince anyone to do things my way.
Dont see your point at all about school. School teachers go through lots of actual, in person, real life vetting. Not just "how many thumbs up do they have online"; actual scrutiny in real life. Young students are also rarely alone with a single teacher unsupervised, and the backup resources available for a school teacher vs a random stranger in your apartment are incomparable.
I genuinely am willing to let people do nearly whatever crazy shit they want with their kids as long as its not directly harmful. I reserve the right to label stupid and crazy parenting strategies as stupid and crazy anyway. This is me pointing and laughing in disbelief, not trying to convince anyone to do things my way.
Hateyou
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This is true. You start knowing parents who know parents, etc...you end up with large networks of babysitters, house cleaners, etc.
Funny derail...last week my next door neighbors got a teen babysitter recommended through friends of friends. She asks if it’s cool if her girlfriend comes along, they say sure. Not long into it, I see a caddy with a couple dudes pull up and go in... I text the neighbor asking what’s going on over there...he said there should be two girls sitting. I text him about the dudes. Five minutes later neighbor shows up in a rage...goes in and finds the dudes hiding in the bathroom, girls terrified, and he sees Fifty Shades of Grey cued up on the TV lol.
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Chukzombi
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i'm saying that these kids need their mom, but since mom is an alkie donkeybeast, leaving them with a sitter isnt a bad option and an app based sitter is no worse than your neighbor's kid. what qualification does your neighbor's kid have that the app based sitter doesnt? you know their parents? do you really know your neighbors that well? my first GF was the daughter of a neighbor and she told me all kinds of fucked up shit about her parents and she was fucked up because of it. my parents thought they were great people because i never told them what my GF said about them. if i had i likely wouldnt have been allowed to date her. if 10 or more reviews say this sitter is awesome, thats a better endorsement than giving little Samantha next next door a shot.
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