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tyen

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Did Tyen show us his bank account number? I can't be assed to check if that's an account number across the top of that printout, but it kinda looks like one.

Ya its an account number. It no longer exists
 

tyen

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We got it the first 30 times you posted this queer bag.

Get some new material or beat it. You arent the hero of this story.

She posts through gavin.

Prolly PMing furiously back and forth.
 
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DethBreth

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I've lurked for a very long time, this started with promise, and then just became sad more than anything else. 77 Pages and only two tit pics, no sex tapes, this sucked, D+
 
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Evernothing

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Why anyone would want to fuck, let alone be in a relationship with, either of these degenarates is beyond me.

trex trex tell us the truth, does the new boyfriend drink your period blood? Maybe he is an energy vampire.

tyen tyen did you make Geology Student or Myriah Faith snowball you?

Most importantly, who is the real father of the kids, and did he do it just to get a clean nut?
 
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chaos

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Random "babysitters" on the internet are verifiable?

What ever happened to your friends and neighbors' teenage daughters? People you actually know? I am an anti social mother fucker and we have no problem finding babysitters when we need one. I dont understand how people can be in an age/stage of life where they have kids in need of a babysitter, but dont have any connections for a RL babysitter and have to turn to streetwalkerbabysitters.com.
Yeah man, more verifiable anyway than some rando off craigslist. I don't know any teenage girls, or of any I should say, and all my friends have their own family shit. I like the idea of an app you can find a sitter, see feedback, develop relationships with individual sitters for more long term stuff, etc. If I can order an escort and a pizza online, I should be able to order a sitter too.
 
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tyen

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Yeah man, more verifiable anyway than some rando off craigslist. I don't know any teenage girls, or of any I should say, and all my friends have their own family shit. I like the idea of an app you can find a sitter, see feedback, develop relationships with individual sitters for more long term stuff, etc. If I can order an escort and a pizza online, I should be able to order a sitter too.

Easier to dox the app sitters too. I pretty much know all these girl's lives in a matter of 10min thx to social media.
 
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Sebudai

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Sitter app seems way better for tyen tyen than having him leave his kids with any of the teenagers he might know irl. If he gets custody of his kids he should probably just move to wherever his parents live so he can get free babysitting and his kids can see what a functional marriage looks like.
 
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chaos

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Well apparently trexxy's dad likes to diddle kids or something, that shit just got dropped randomly in the thread, so depending on what kind of adults they want to see they have options
 
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Chanur

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You follow your dream Trex, don't let that gentle-dicking 4app loser hold you back, all those long hours studying is the perfect way to neglect those kids even more, fuck, gunna put my cards on the table here, if you want to live in a semi-muslim police state, just give me a shout.
This Maul is definitely best Maul.
 
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DickTrickle

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Babysitter charged with killing 2-year-old
If I had kids these days I am not sure I would trust an app for it.
I am not sure I would have 25 years ago.

In fact I am taking my pets as we speak to live in the bunker.

I'd probably be more likely to trust someone that has dozens of positive reports than I would the daughter next door just because the parents seem okay. Kid with no known babysitting experience could flip the fuck out if a kid acts bad.
 
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Oldbased

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I'd probably be more likely to trust someone that has dozens of positive reports than I would the daughter next door just because the parents seem okay. Kid with no known babysitting experience could flip the fuck out if a kid acts bad.
I keep forgetting it is 2018 and all about the likes.
Do you think we can trust this redhead with our son for 4 hours? Well hun, she does have 15 likes. DONE. Hello? I need you to watch our tri gendered trans mutant 3 yr old for 4 hours. $28 a hour is fine. Thanks, see you and your 15 friends in an hour!
 
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tyen

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I keep forgetting it is 2018 and all about the likes.
Do you think we can trust this redhead with our son for 4 hours? Well hun, she does have 15 likes. DONE. Hello? I need you to watch our tri gendered trans mutant 3 yr old for 4 hours. $28 a hour is fine. Thanks, see you and your 15 friends in an hour!

This post is like congress explaining how the internet works.
 
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DickTrickle

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I keep forgetting it is 2018 and all about the likes.
Do you think we can trust this redhead with our son for 4 hours? Well hun, she does have 15 likes. DONE. Hello? I need you to watch our tri gendered trans mutant 3 yr old for 4 hours. $28 a hour is fine. Thanks, see you and your 15 friends in an hour!

You understand things really well.
 
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Oldbased

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This post is like congress explaining how the internet works.
Only I know how the internet works.
Don't ever pay for porn.
Social media is for attacking people.
Switch to nightmode for dark web.
Boom. Internets.
 
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