Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

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Gavinmad

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Weird that this children's movie is being isn't being made for 55 year old's who want to jack it to a cartoon lady.
It's always a good time when dishonest human trash like you tries to make it personal. It's definitely all about beating off to cartoon April and has nothing to do with the clear and unmistakable pattern of Redheads being targeted for replacement in popular media, almost entirely by blacks.

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Rajaah

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Judith Hoag is a redhead, just not a cartoonishly vibrant red and the awful perm they gave her didn't really help either. Paige Turco is somewhere between Auburn and Brunette, so there's at least a vague suggestion of red.

Don't make excuses, just admit you don't care about the slow destruction of your race.

At what point in this slow erasure does the genocide happen? When there are basically no Tutsi in high profile roles?
 

Ambiturner

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LOL the rich did this, nothing gets made without money. If I invest billions into woke culture then you can point me out, until then this looks like 13-15 year old ninja turtles and might be a fun take on what made them fun. The recent movies set the bar so low that this can't be worse.

Everything looks like shit, but it's voiced by KIDS!!!

SO MUCH FUN!!
 

Hatorade

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Everything looks like shit, but it's voiced by KIDS!!!

SO MUCH FUN!!
In all seriousness I saw Jeff Rowe is part of it stopped looking at the rest of it and figured why not... wasn't until my opinion was blamed for the fall of the white man that I dug in.

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Rajaah

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I think we're all getting distracted from the weirdest thing here. Raphael is missing a tooth and Mike has braces.

But why?
 

Aldarion

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Gonna buy 4 tickets now...that will show em.

Correct, I don't give a fuck. Even married outside my race so my kid is only half white.
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People usually don't go to such lengths to prove that I'm fucking 100% right about them.
 
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Hateyou

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I think we're all getting distracted from the weirdest thing here. Raphael is missing a tooth and Mike has braces.

But why?
Judging by their terrible high pitched and cracking voices I figured they were going for 13-14 year olds but missing teeth it seems like 8-10 year olds. Who knows.
 

Hatorade

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People usually don't go to such lengths to prove that I'm fucking 100% right about them.
Oh sheeeet you got me, I am going to use all that money I set aside to keep the white man down to buy more tickets now. For every negative reply I will add another seat!
 
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Aldarion

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Oh sheeeet you got me, I am going to use all that money I set aside to keep the white man down to buy more tickets now. For every negative reply I will add another seat!
To be clear, nobody ever said anything about keeping the white man down.

I did criticize you for being the kind of pathetic beta who just happily goes along with a society wide initiative to replace all attractive female characters with fugly ghetto things. I stand by that. Pretty pathetic.
 

Hatorade

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To be clear, nobody ever said anything about keeping the white man down.

I did criticize you for being the kind of pathetic beta who just happily goes along with a society wide initiative to replace all attractive female characters with fugly ghetto things. I stand by that. Pretty pathetic.

Hell yea dude, real women have curves! +1 seat!
 

Hatorade

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Ha I can just picture the executive in charge saying lets make this one more hip hop in the most white and out of touch way possible, and just repeated that for every note given. Into the Spider-Verse it is not.
 
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Malakriss

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Half of this film is going to be a completely different movie in a TMNT wrapper.
 

Animosity

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I actually dont hate it. I like that they tried something different.
 
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