Terrible & appealing invention ideas

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Some sort of worldwide communication infrastructure that let's anarcho communists find and organize with like-minded individuals.
 

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Goonsquad Officer
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A social media company that parses all other social media that literally grades your virtue based on how often you used keywords
 

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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A toilet seat that maintains the temperature of the last ass that sat on it.


A bug-zapper drone the works like a roomba, flying around your house once a day zapping spiders and skeeters.

A pack of cigarettes with 1 fart-flavored smoke for smoke bums.
 
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Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Bathroom privacy doorknobs.

If someone touches a doorknob to a bathroom that is already occupied, it detonates like a claymore.
 

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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A cell phone app that detects fart sounds and autotunes them into Selena Gomez songs, for shy shitters in public bathrooms.

Trying to do it "manually" with a cough sound is going to make my asshole fall out eventually
 
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Bandwagon

Kolohe
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A toilet attachment that scans flushed items. If it detects a tampon being flushed, a 120 decibel, 10 second siren and strobe light go off over the outside of the bathroom door.
 
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Chukzombi

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a virtual reality app that lets you shop online and actually try on the clothes you are looking to buy. a beer that doesnt make you pee half the night.
 

MusicForFish

Space Command
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a virtual reality app that lets you shop online and actually try on the clothes you are looking to buy. a beer that doesnt make you pee half the night.
They have many of those apps already in the various stores. Same with some retailers, like Adidas.
You're fucked for the no pee beer tho.
 
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Hateyou

Not Great, Not Terrible
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A tool women can insert into the front hole to put pressure on the back hole to push their shits out faster.
 
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Furry

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A tool women can insert into the front hole to put pressure on the back hole to push their excrements out faster.

The title is inventions, not old tech.