Thanksgiving - Ham > Turkey

TJT said:

There is only one real way to make turkey. Brine it for 2 days then cook it at 475 for 90 minutes. Perfect every single time.

Putting stuffing in a turkey is so dumb. It just dries it out.

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I've never cooked a turkey but I'm gonna keep this in mind

buy reduced price turkey at the last minute
stick butter and salt in turkey butt
crown w/foil
cook on see through drip rack until it looks done
lie to everyone about steps 1 and 2

First year with lamb.... we're sticking with it

TJT said:

You forgot cook it in the dishwasher.

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god damn. mind blown.

Run a load. place sealed cooked items in the well insulated, hot dishwasher. thats brilliant. Keeping 10 different things all warm during thanksgiving is the hardest part.

TJT said:

You forgot cook it in the dishwasher.

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They cooked a lasagna in the dishwasher on mythbusters and it worked.

TJT said:

You forgot cook it in the dishwasher.

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Harshaw said:

They cooked a lasagna in the dishwasher on mythbusters and it worked.

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this would work even better with a commercial strength unit

TJT said:

I know we're going on tangents now and may require combination with the actual cooking thread. But stay with me here if you're not weak. This is the only lasagna I make anymore when I make lasagna. It's that good.

Lasagna That's Plant-Based, No-Oil & Low-Fat? And Delicious? Absolutely! The "Enlightened" No-Oil Low-Fat Version of Chef Chloe's Ooh-La-La Lasagna

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Thanks for the vegan lasagna recipe, gonna have to try it out sometime.

I usually opt for one of these usually around the holidays, best time is after new years when it goes to half off.

Neither mofos. Barbecue. Smoked wings, pork shoulder, brisket, lobster tails, skewered shrimp, and ribs galore. I am a China man, so we didnt do Turkey growing up. Nothing better than a family bbq where everyone pitches in. And I have kept this tradition alive. Oh ya, even to this day people know to leave their shitty family dinner to come to my place for the good shit.