The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

I knew it in kindergarten (had fantasies). But, I have had sex with chicks before in elementary and middle school. Not into the poontang.

I don't use lubricant, either. Just means the shaft of your penis isn't super sensitive. You could also be partially circumcised where it's not necessary.

Best anal sex = Spit for lubricant. Feels amazzzzzzzzing. Not bad clean up, too.

Why do gays handle anal sex just fine, yet women keep complaining how it hurts etc.?

Because they're pussies. They just think it's nasty. A lot of women like it though when they get into it. IMHO, gag them and shove it in. They'll get used to it eventually.

What is it about wearing cowboy boots and tucked in pearl snap western shirts that causes me to get constantly hit on and eye fucked by homosexual males?

1) Wtf is pearl snap western shits?
1b) Are you gay?

Take it as a compliment that a man wants to fuck you. Or get fucked by you.

Can't say for certain, Soygen. I didn't watch it as it became an abortion of a show. My time is better spent going ga-ga over McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy. Now that's a guy I'd love to get my tongue up his ass.

Kuriin_sl said:

1) Wtf is pearl snap western shits?
1b) Are you gay?

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1)
1b) No.

I often get sleepy after sex. Females always want to cuddle and stay awake. Do gays sleep better then straights because of this?

Do the really flamboyant gays not realize how annoying they are, or do they give zero fucks and get some kinda kick out of it?

hodj_sl said:

Kuriin in the askamod thread you said this



Isn't refusing to bang people of another race considered racist?

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Yes and no. People have preferences. A lot of fags love asians or blacks or latinos because they find them exotic when in actuality, blacks and latinos are raging lunatics and asians are just girly.

Gays just fall asleep in each other after doing the deed. That or just continue going to the next orgasm.


edit: Do the really flamboyant gays not realize how annoying they are, or do they give zero fucks and get some kinda kick out of it?

I wish I knew the answer to this. I often dream of taking a baseball bat to the overly queens because I think they do it just for show.


edit 2: Jais, it's very metrosexual. You look gay wearing that. Get used to getting hit on by men (and free drinks), or start wearing XXXL shirts.

hodj_sl said:

Kuriin in the askamod thread you said this



Isn't refusing to bang people of another race considered racist?

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He likes big dicks and some hair. Asians have small dicks and no hair.

That's not racist thats meta gay.

Do gay guys stick with the old doggie style/rear entry stereotype or do you mix it up a lot with anal positions?

What I generally do to my boyfriend:

Start in missionary, flip him on his side, then have him sit on me in cowgirl then reverse cowgirl. Then have him on his stomach.


Yes, mix it up.

Kuriin_sl said:

Gays just fall asleep in each other after doing the deed.

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Dude if I take a shit and the load is extra dense and my mighty push doesn't quite extrude the fecal matter entirely, that protruding turd is terribly uncomfortable. How could you possibly get decent shut eye without a shut ass.

Kuriin_sl said:

What I generally do to my boyfriend:

Start in missionary, flip him on his side, then have him sit on me in cowgirl then reverse cowgirl. Then have him on his stomach.


Yes, mix it up.

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So are you the bottom full time?