The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

iannis

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meat. you don't have to be gay to know that.

Oh, I see. Meat in the Bottom.

heh. heh. heh. heh.
 

Kuriin

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Lol.

1) I prefer a large amount of semen because as my title says, I am a cum dump.

2) Nah. I'd probably get herpes from that doorknob, or some shit. ;p

3) A guy with a vagina. Because, then you can still fuck them from behind without looking at them. With a chick, it's a little different. Might as well be fucking an asian. *gag*
 

chaos

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No NSFW pics outside of RR/SS bro, and you know this. I find Kimber James as fappable as the next guy, but titties cannot be exposed on these premises.
 

hodj

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Dude, that chick that became the dude with a vagina was a fucking model at one time

Also I think she was hooked up with one of the people that ended up hooking up with the Wachowski brother who became a Wachoski sister.

Something like that. Can't remember all of it now.
 

Lithose

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3) A guy with a vagina. Because, then you can still fuck them from behind without looking at them. With a chick, it's a little different. Might as well be fucking an asian. *gag*
Poor Trollface, his self esteem must be in the gutter right now because of this Asian racism. Would you give him a pity fuck, Kur?
 

Julian The Apostate

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Kuriin, I noticed that you are a large proponent of and knowledgeable about metimucil type products. Are they big in the gay community to prevent having a shitty sexual experience?


Also, in general, what steps do gay men take to make sure that you don't end up with shit on your hang low?
 

Aaron

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Being a horny and perverted straight guy, one of my dream jobs is to be a shower warden in the women's locker room. Having fantasised about this many times I started wondering, going to the gym and being gay/lesbo must be as fucking awesome as being straight and getting to shower with those of the opposite sex. Is this true? And if so, how do gay men keep from sporting a raging boner in the gym, or do some simply not care and sport them anyway?
 

Lanx

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Just like a Square is a Rhombus but a Rhombus can't be a Square, is it like that with tranny and gay? I've often associated tranny with gay but i've been told that's wrong by gays, but not by a tranny (i don't have tranny friends just gay), so like that is up in the air.
 

Pasteton

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What are your thoughts on fisting? And does the Uganda 'poo poo' minister do it justice with his animations
 
How do only gay men feel about bi men? Would you have a threesome with a bi guy and a girl?
As a bi guy, I'd be interested in your thoughts on this one, K. Some gay guys I'm friends with have said everything from "You're just indecisive" to having some whacked idea that they're being undermined because I go both ways.

That being said, the best sex and lovemaking I've ever had has been with guys, and women are typically fickle/flaky as fuck.
 

Lithose

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Being a horny and perverted straight guy, one of my dream jobs is to be a shower warden in the women's locker room. Having fantasised about this many times I started wondering, going to the gym and being gay/lesbo must be as fucking awesome as being straight and getting to shower with those of the opposite sex. Is this true? And if so, how do gay men keep from sporting a raging boner in the gym, or do some simply not care and sport them anyway?
Good question, I want to know this.
 

chaos

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Actually is a pretty damn good question. No way I could shower with a bunch of hot ass women without dishonoring myself. And them. Repeatedly.
 

Cad

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Being a horny and perverted straight guy, one of my dream jobs is to be a shower warden in the women's locker room. Having fantasised about this many times I started wondering, going to the gym and being gay/lesbo must be as fucking awesome as being straight and getting to shower with those of the opposite sex. Is this true? And if so, how do gay men keep from sporting a raging boner in the gym, or do some simply not care and sport them anyway?
Have you never been to the gym? Most of the dudes who parade their shit around are fat and old.
 

Gravy

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Have you never been to the gym? Most of the dudes who parade their shit around are fat and old.
This right here. I make friends with the old dudes because I enjoy hearing their stories. What I didn't realize was that they still want to talk when they are naked. I guess a person gets to a certain age, and all fucks have been given previously.